Systematry 

A systematic absorption, duplication, teleportation and transformation of materials into data.

With enough systematry, all of mankind should be backed up by Apple, Google, Facebook or whatever.

Systematry by DougleBot October 25, 2020

Automatically systematic 

A phrase meaning "yes." Coined by Willie James Huff, better known as Funky Chicken and Alah Rackbar.

Waco: "Willie, you kinda spit when you talk, man."

Willie: "That's that's that's the Holy Spirit. I don't spit it."

Waco: "So, that's the Holy Spirit spitting on you?"

Willie: "Automatically systematic."

Automatically systematic by MofistolRobinson March 25, 2009

Systematic Magical Bullshit 

Systemic Magical Bullshit is the term applied to the uncanny ability to perform particular feats that have an extremely low percent chance of success. This is mainly noted through the subject in question's ability to do something that would ordinarily take years of experience and still trouble experts in performing, or defy society's perception and expectations on the basic abilities of a human being.

The general note behind this form of bullshit is that it appears to be done with a degree of absolute focus and methodical execution hence systematic, but also with an exceptional amount of what people would describe as luck, chance, or even magic. Overall friends, family, and random bystanders will usually refer to what they've just seen as Bullshit, as it appears to be beyond any human's degree of knowledge or ability.

The term is usually used as a one-liner by those awestruck by what they had seen following the above criteria. Due to the awkward collection of words assembled, using the term in a sentence is extremely difficult, and to only be used in a sentence by those well-versed in correct grammar. Usually you're too stunned to need to use the term to actually make a sentence out of it, however.

"And you see, bob, that's how you tame a mountain lion with a steak wrapped around your neck..."
Bob: "...Systematic Magical Bullshit..."

Systematic Magical Bullshit by Duckelon April 20, 2015

Systematic magical bullshit 

A three word term a mountain lion can't read, though a human being can.

A bullshit women's liberator calls what some guy does systematic magical bullshit because she's fearful of anything she does not know or can't explain with science, and always was fearful of such things and people.

Systematic magical bullshit by Solid Mantis August 27, 2018

systematic relocation of the underlings

The process by which Overlords relocate underlings to differet locations in an organized fashion

The slave trade was a systematic relocation of the underlings

systematic relocation of the underlings by Arturus Rex September 5, 2003

Systematic Chaos 

Currently (June 2007), the newest album by progressive metal band Dream Theater. It consists of 8 tracks and is the first album recorded with DTs new label, Roadrunner Records.

Tracks
1. In the Presence of Enemies - Part I
2. Forsaken
3. Constant Motion
4. The Dark Eternal Night
5. Repentance
6. Prophets of War
7. The Ministry of Lost Souls
8. In the Presence of Enemies - Part II

You ought to buy Systematic Chaos!

Systematic Chaos by fretfire! July 16, 2007

Systematic Racism 

When white liberals blame the evil white man for everything, usually for the problems that their failed policies created.

William: "Damn, my property taxes are going up a lot." Josh:"That's because of systematic racism." William:"But I'm white." Josh:"Then your a racist bastard" William:"You're white too. What are you." Josh:"I'm jewish, how dare you cause me of being a racist you Nazi."

Systematic Racism by Mikey G6 March 19, 2021