Syrup'd 

When a bottle of syrup has dried around the top, making the lid unopenable. The same thing can occur with other condiments, but in those scenarios, you would refer to it as it's name, and then a "'d". Examples: ketchup'd, mustard'd, paint'd, relish'd, etc.

I was trying to have some delicious pancakes, but, to my dismay, the bottle was syrup'd shut.

Syrup'd by goodluckwiththat April 19, 2018

Corn Syrup Daddy 

Like a Sugar Daddy, but poor.

She got herself a Corn Syrup Daddy and got herself a Double Wide now!

Corn Syrup Daddy by therealyemmie November 9, 2019

corn syrup daddy 

broke ass mother fucker that thinks he can afford up scale hookers, not the $40 crack hoes

dave's a corn syrup daddy that thinks he can charm melissa from erotic monkey with home made chicken noodle soup.

corn syrup daddy by saavy chimp September 11, 2021

Maple Syrup Downs' Syndrome Baby 

The spawn of two mentally-handicapped people who engage in passionate sex, then pass out, to wake up and find they have created offspring. In an effort to preserve the baby until a later date upon which they would be more suitable parents, the child is placed into a large beaker full of maple syrup. The babies are then usually apprehended by law enforcement and sold to chinese dining establishments and served as "pork" in House Special Fried Rice.

Holy Shit, my dad told me that I just ate a Maple Syrup Downs' Syndrome Baby!

Maple Syrup Downs' Syndrome Baby by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007

Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee 

A baby whose parents are retarded and have cancer. When the baby is born it is taken away by the government and put into a large glass of syrup. Before the government sells the baby to a chinese restaurant to be served as pork the baby drinks all of the maple syrup, breaks through the glass, and escapes.

Mathew and Josh are both a Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee.

Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee by Cantarded child January 8, 2008

syrup dog

A girl who smells like syrup, looks very similar to a dog. Enjoys having 2 friends. Does not associate with anyone but those 2 people. Always has the 'Stink eye' look on her face.

-Yoooo. She smells like syrup!
-Must be a syrup dog!

syrup dog by CATlovers21 October 17, 2010

Syrup drunk 

Having too much codiene or syrup from maple syrup or a Shirley temple. You may start acting like a total idiot.

I'm so syrup drunk right now, I think you're going to have to drive.

Syrup drunk by Evanchiladas March 13, 2017