Symente

Symente is sth that doesn't exist and exist at the same time, it's a very disturbing person that annoys the shit out of you. You try to have a normal conversation and he tells you how he climbed the Mount everest with his swimwear and then jumped off and survived.

Symente fucked his mother in order to be born

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Mike: Good morning Symente.

Symente: Yo mike, did I tell you how I ran 69 miles yesterday without even taking a break to drink water ?

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George: You hear that ?

Mike: What ? No ?

"Symente footsteps"

Mike: Ah Fuck symente is coming hide your mothers.

by GreekMadafaka November 20, 2021

Semented

When your semen fuses two or more objects together.

Throwing a towel on your cum puddle will result in it being semented within a 12 hour period.

by WhyAreThereNoCoolNicknamesLeft April 1, 2010

sementery

The piles of tissues next to the bed from being a lazy chronic masturbator

All those tissues laying around the bed are looking like a sementery full of ghosts

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 23, 2016

symantec

The worlds worts Backup Software. It requires hacking the registry of production mail servers, installing hotfixes, and 8 hours on the phone with India to get it to work for a week before it breaks.

What happend to your backups? Symantec broke them.

by 0c0ld August 7, 2009

Symantecing

Not working as expected; Antivirus that does not catch any viruses.

Your antivirus is the worst, it has been symantecing.

by woomaster November 16, 2012

Symantec

A prestigious and well-known company that produces software, which serves to protect computers from viruses, trojans, hackers, etc. While their software may be very unresourceful and sluggish, it is thorough in its virus scans and protection.

"The world's most trusted antivirus solution" --Symantec slogan

by Eta January 1, 2005

sementelli

An Italian Last name.

Sementelli is a popular Italian last name.

by wOW wOW bOw Bow February 20, 2018