Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Swouse is a verb that can mean to move or act in a clumsy or awkward way, to eat or drink greedily, or to be very tired or exhausted. It is a made-up word.

The word "swouse" is likely a combination of the words "sway" and "stumble." It can be used to describe someone who is moving in a clumsy or uncoordinated way, such as someone who is drunk or someone who is trying to walk through a crowded room. It can also be used to describe someone who is eating or drinking greedily, such as someone who is scarfing down their food or someone who is knocking back shots of tequila.

The word "swouse" can also be used to describe someone who is very tired or exhausted.
I'm so swoused, I could sleep for a week.
Swouse by Dan Malinauskas August 27, 2023
Related Words
they call me the double swouse
swouse by Thedoubleswouse September 4, 2023
Defined as: You were in my house! Swouse.
You were in my house! Swouse.
Swouse by Swouse April 4, 2026

spousehearing 

When you hear vocal sounds emanating from your spouse but have no idea what is being said.
He spoke at length to her, not realizing that she was temporarily impaired by spousehearing.
spousehearing by Dr Bunnygirl November 26, 2017

spousemouse 

A spouse who cannot do a thing without checking with the other half first. Usually, a husband who has been de-nutted, and is beaten down.
JPL: Hey LL, do you want to come over to watch the big game today.

LL: Not sure, have to check with the wife.

JPL: Your such a spousemouse ... regain your manhood, damn it.

LL: OK, maybe I'll check with her after I get done with the laundry.
spousemouse by Newman S. November 27, 2011

Rise and Souse 

A solid boozing achievement. Its when you wake up and get drunk within 7-9 AM, continuing to complete an entire day, finishing when you would normally go to sleep on a drinking day. This is between the superlative 'Early Bird' and the lesser 'AM attack'.
You: Last weekend was nuts. I decided to attempt a 'Rise and Souse' and my liver still hasnt forgiven me.

Angry Shaman: You pissed on the earth-spirit forty times that day. It is not pleased with you.

You: Right on.
Rise and Souse by GregTheDrinker October 18, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
Load more