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Swooshman 

The man wearing just the Nike stuff. Just do it. Just swoosh it. Completely dressed up in black sneakers, socks, boxers, shorts, t-shirt, jacket, gloves and baseball cap. His kids in the same stuff are swooshboy and swooshgirl
Guy #1: Who's that slick man wearing all black Nike stuff with just white swoosh logo?
Guy #2: Oh, that's Mister Milanko Sasko a. k. a. Doctor Fiasco, known around Vienna, Austria as purist Swooshman, because he hates that crappy noisy designed Nike logo with lettering next to the swoosh. He is the #1 Nike customer in Europe wearing just the swoosh stuff from 1980. He is famous for founding Lit eX.i.t. society (eXperience. independence. tolerance). Swoosh symbol represents that his head, heart and heels are checked out for integrity and honesty.
Swooshman by amiland May 2, 2022
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Shooshanorti 

An Armenian swear word. Most of the time, it's used to criticize an annoying, obese, emo, bitchy, fugly, brace-faced, cock sucking wannabe slut with freaky nails that loves drama and drags everyone in it. This individual bullshits about everything in life and denys it later on. This individual may also contain facial hair that rapidly grows in the area between her chin and neck.
John: "Woah, look at that ugly whore. I bet you i can get her to suck my dick for free!"
Fred: "Duhh, shes a shooshanorti!"
Shooshanorti by Wordsaver May 5, 2009

Swooshin' 

A term used to describe how a flying squirrel moves through the air.
Look at that squirrel swooshin' all over the place!
Swooshin' by The Squirrel Man January 16, 2013

swooshability 

The ability of LegoTM building toys to be flown around in a childish manner, aka to be "swooshed"
The jet has a handle for easy pick-up-and-play and maximum swooshability,

sooshyant 

Sooshyant can be seen as a very nice boy. From his looks….. (even though he’s ugly af) but on the inside he is a devil! He is a fking idiot and if he doesn’t like you he will be an idiot until he sees who hes dealing with 😎. So all together sooshyant is a fking son of a. Bitttchhhh
Sally: omg is that sooshyant

Rose: yea it must be him he’s so ugly

Sally: ikr 😭😭

Swooshbag 

Someone who wears a lot of Nike sneakers and sportswear. Rhymes with "douchebag."
Half of Ed's bedroom is stacks of Jordan boxes. What a swooshbag.
Swooshbag by GullibleZine October 21, 2008

Wooshman 

A man of unknown origins, one who hears all and sees all yet remains unnamed and unknown. He demises in the drunken actions of those around him taking careful note of who's a wasteman and who isn't. The wooshman's name origins is yet unknown, all is known is that he is wooshman.
Wooshman would not approve of your activities last night
Wooshman by Elephantwreckage February 18, 2015
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