smoothman 

aka De La Paz.

1. A filthy maggot recognisable by his extremely smooth cum covered face, and wide anus attributed to many years of taking many cocks in the ass at once.

2. A filthy pest recognised by many farmers and zoo keepers as the main cause of sore anuses in their animals.

Farmer Joe is looking for the smoothman who raped his animals and got his dog pregnant. He has vowed to shoot of the smoothman's cock, alhough this is a very dificult task since the smoothman's cock is microscopic in size.

smoothman by De La Paz has a pindick March 16, 2004

Swooshman 

The man wearing just the Nike stuff. Just do it. Just swoosh it. Completely dressed up in black sneakers, socks, boxers, shorts, t-shirt, jacket, gloves and baseball cap. His kids in the same stuff are swooshboy and swooshgirl

Guy #1: Who's that slick man wearing all black Nike stuff with just white swoosh logo?
Guy #2: Oh, that's Mister Milanko Sasko a. k. a. Doctor Fiasco, known around Vienna, Austria as purist Swooshman, because he hates that crappy noisy designed Nike logo with lettering next to the swoosh. He is the #1 Nike customer in Europe wearing just the swoosh stuff from 1980. He is famous for founding Lit eX.i.t. society (eXperience. independence. tolerance). Swoosh symbol represents that his head, heart and heels are checked out for integrity and honesty.

Swooshman by amiland May 2, 2022

smoothment 

As anyone can guess, this is basically a hyphenated word for "Smooth Movement"

My game has smoothment now!

smoothment by Michael McGeagh August 14, 2006

Choo Choo real smoothin 

To just be chillin or going with the flow

Friend: “Bro I’m so stressed out I didn’t study for this test.”
Me:“Can't relate. I’m choo choo real smoothin over here”

Choo Choo real smoothin by mony p-p-pony February 8, 2019

Smoothability 

Your ability to pull out a smooth line from any situation.

"Your smoothability was at an all time high with those bitches last night."

Smoothability by Nivulich September 18, 2011

Smoothwall 

An evil tool made by Satan to stop little kids from watching porn.

Damn it! Smoothwall blocked it!!!!!!!

Smoothwall by meinspitzname March 11, 2016

smoothing the cat 

1. When a girl shaves her pubic region.

2. Also apparently just a west country term for stroking your cat but that's no fun.

1. "I pulled this girl last night, I was so glad she had recently smoothed the cat before I went down on her"

Shirley "Are we gonna try and pull tonight?"
Cherish "Yeah"
Shirley "Best get smoothing the cat then"

2. "I love smoothing our new cat"

smoothing the cat by Conan1992 March 30, 2011