swooshed

the period when a person is between being tipsy and completely shit-faced

whoa stewie is hella swooshed

by vanessa, maddi, natalie January 11, 2008

swooshed

When somebody is sponsored by Nike and wears a Nike swoosh, or when something has a Nike swoosh on it. (Usually the former.)

Roger Federer is swooshed.

by ComfyChair September 03, 2009

swooshed

When a guy has a girl in check or when a girl has a guy in check. (perferriably ff and gf).

She on that nike man, swooshed and not even your girl yet.

by ethiks May 02, 2005

swooshed

when you feel different after your birthday

when a.m. turns 26, the day after he comes in to work saying "I feel swooshed!!!"

by LUCKY DUCKY March 06, 2008

swoosh

The sound of money being sucked out of the pocket of an Oregon Duck fan each time Nike introduces a new football uniform.

All of my co-workers got swooshed yesterday at The Duck Store, so I guess I'm eating lunch alone until payday.

by JohnnieWBlue October 04, 2011

Swoosh

The sound a joke made when it flies over somebodies head.

Boy 1: Jake paul is my favourite youtuber
Boy 2: But he creates horrible content?? Why would you like him??
Boy 1: Swoosh. You're really slow in the head.

by BabadookBabe May 03, 2018

swoosh

A symbol that looks like a brush-stroke.

The Nike swoosh.

by Xaviana December 01, 2003