swooshed

the period when a person is between being tipsy and completely shit-faced

whoa stewie is hella swooshed

by vanessa, maddi, natalie January 11, 2008

swooshed

When somebody is sponsored by Nike and wears a Nike swoosh, or when something has a Nike swoosh on it. (Usually the former.)

Roger Federer is swooshed.

by ComfyChair September 3, 2009

swooshed

When a guy has a girl in check or when a girl has a guy in check. (perferriably ff and gf).

She on that nike man, swooshed and not even your girl yet.

by ethiks May 2, 2005

swooshed

when you feel different after your birthday

when a.m. turns 26, the day after he comes in to work saying "I feel swooshed!!!"

by LUCKY DUCKY March 6, 2008

smooshed

Squashed and squished put together.

I was in a crowd of ppl and was smooshed...

by DomzaE July 14, 2005

slooshed

to get really drunk

"man, i'm slooshed"

by jilldo December 27, 2003

Sloosheded

the state of being so intoxicate that you are non functional, completely useless, or in other words a big paper weight.

Dude im so sloosheded, i ain't moving son.

by Dean and Max February 13, 2009