SwitchBag 

The oldest person alive, he was there in the garden of Eden. he invented fire. he was one of Jesus's followers. he helped paint the Mona Lisa. he discovered America first. this man is so old he is ready to be fossilized.

SwitchBag, I'm sorry but you are old.

SwitchBag by SwitchBag December 26, 2021

Switchblade and Thunder 

Pretty much the deadliest alcoholic beverage you could ever intake.

All you have to do is take two things that taste bad, mix them, and drink.

It's a quick way to get drunk.

You guys are all so hammered already. I guess I'm gonna have to Switchblade and Thunder this bitch.

Switchblade and Thunder by Tommy Vancouver August 24, 2009

Skoal Switcharoo 

In this sex move you will require a tin of Skoal (any flavor will do). Begin by packing a delightfully fat chew in your bottom lip. Proceed to have sex with your girlfriend, significant other, hooker, etc. Remove your penis for just a moment while you dip-spit on it. Now switch the insertion point from vaginal to oral. This will result in quite a surprise for the receiver.

"I pulled the Skoal Switcharoo on Tonya yesterday so she dumped me. Lets go dip."

Skoal Switcharoo by Kevin O'Shea September 27, 2005

code switching 

To customize style of speech to the audience or group being addressed.

She talks street to her friends at school, but when she is with her family, she is code switching and speaks proper English.

code switching by Cody Switcher July 13, 2007

switchboom 

1. an explosion in the sales of switches for either a particular business or indeed the whole switchconomy

"so how come you only get £10 EMA now? ... ahh yeah, switchboom"

(where one person is talking to another about the amount of household income-related educational maintenance allowance they receive, and the person's father works in the switch business - therefore, an explosion in the switch market, or switchboom, would mean that they would receive more income and therefore less benefit)

switchboom by sazzy w March 10, 2008

Canadian switchblade 

A stabbing implement fasioned from frozen shit.

Got into a fight with an eskimo and that fuck reached into the snow and stabbed me with a canadian switchblade!

Canadian switchblade by Dnice456 October 14, 2015

switching to porn 

A figure of speech which implies that something which has no pornographic content in the slightest is so extremely amazing or extremely shameful that one would say it would be better to be caught watching porn than that.

I was watching the Rebecca Black video and suddenly my mom walked in so I switched to porn.

This dubstep song was so dirty, I was switching to porn every time someone passed by.

switching to porn by Nacatac May 15, 2011