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Those bankers at UBS are real Swissholes, they liquidated MORL at the absolute bottom!
Swisshole by BoneCrusher2000 February 1, 2023
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Combination of the word "sassy" and "asshole". A person of great sarcastic wit, with the only thing keeping them from being a complete and utter asshole is their intentional comedic sass.
Person #1: "Did you hear what Matthew said yesterday?"
Person #2: "No, but I hear his Z-formation was impeccable!"
Person #1: "He is such a sasshole!"
Sasshole by TheOrangeTicTac January 22, 2014
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Related Words
1.) referring to a person who is both sassy and an asshole
2.) a hole or orifice from which sass emits
I tried to return some pants and the sasshole behind the counter wouldn't let me without a receipt.
or
Shut your sasshole!
Sasshole by mckrab January 19, 2017
A combination of sassy asshole, when there's an equal amount of attitude and douchebaggery combined into one.
Dude, try this tea! It's awesome!
"Sorry, I dunked all of mine in the Boston harbor"
You're such a sasshole.

[Swisserole] 

To take an object (any object) and insert into an orifice.
Hey Fred! Have you seen Wilma? She looked so good I wanted to Swisserole her!
An insult used for someone who is very sassy and also an assh*le.
Sam is such a sasshole.
sasshole by CiaoBella5324 February 12, 2023
a sassy person who gives a lot of sass
Stop sassing me you sasshole!
sasshole by Sweaty McGee September 4, 2005
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