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[Swisserole] 

To stick an object (any object) into an orifice (any).
Hey Fred, have you seen Wilma? She looked so good I wanted to Swisserole her!

[Swisserole] 

To take an object (any object) and insert into an orifice.
Hey Fred! Have you seen Wilma? She looked so good I wanted to Swisserole her!

SwissRoll 

An endearing and charming young man of european descent who makes your life a heaven to live. He gives you happiness in the most beautiful ways often through his compassionate letters of care and you always love to be in his company. As soon as he enters a room he brings light, bright light into your space and sweetness trails along with him. He spreads an aura of love and you fall in love with him immediately. He gives plenty and sometimes you feel so terrible when you can't be there with him all the time and lovingly give him gift him with jam for this swiss roll. The luckiest person in a swissroll's life is the person who he chooses as his cookiepie because he doesn't cease to amaze her with his amazingness and jam. Cookiepies should feel extremely blessed. Swissroll is the most amazing and falling deeply in love is definitely a symptoms of his sweet and awesome presence in your life.
cookiepies are the luckiest creatures on the planet to have a Swissroll in their life.

cookiepie number juan juan nyne: "i love you, SwissRoll"
SwissRoll by cookie<3.* June 20, 2010
Those bankers at UBS are real Swissholes, they liquidated MORL at the absolute bottom!
Swisshole by BoneCrusher2000 February 1, 2023

Double Punk Swissroll 

A double punk swissroll is a person (man), confused about not only his race, but also his sexuality. The Double Punk Swissroll (DPS) is unsure if he is able to not only denounce his race and be gay, denounce his race and be straight, or simply stay being a closet creeper. The DPS will test the waters, and come into his own, slowly. Amongst heterosexual males, the first attempt of testing his sexual aura by wearing items that heterosexual men don't wear. Tongue rings, silver unity rings and matches necklaces. If mention of his ways, he will shyly play it off as if it were to be a joke.
I don't know about that guy, but I think he's a double punk swissroll.
Double Punk Swissroll by Groovious February 9, 2019
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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