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[Swisserole] 

To take an object (any object) and insert into an orifice.
Hey Fred! Have you seen Wilma? She looked so good I wanted to Swisserole her!
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[Swisserole] 

To stick an object (any object) into an orifice (any).
Hey Fred, have you seen Wilma? She looked so good I wanted to Swisserole her!

[Swisserole] 

To take an object (any object) and insert into an orifice.
Hey Fred! Have you seen Wilma? She looked so good I wanted to Swisserole her!

SwissRoll 

An endearing and charming young man of european descent who makes your life a heaven to live. He gives you happiness in the most beautiful ways often through his compassionate letters of care and you always love to be in his company. As soon as he enters a room he brings light, bright light into your space and sweetness trails along with him. He spreads an aura of love and you fall in love with him immediately. He gives plenty and sometimes you feel so terrible when you can't be there with him all the time and lovingly give him gift him with jam for this swiss roll. The luckiest person in a swissroll's life is the person who he chooses as his cookiepie because he doesn't cease to amaze her with his amazingness and jam. Cookiepies should feel extremely blessed. Swissroll is the most amazing and falling deeply in love is definitely a symptoms of his sweet and awesome presence in your life.
cookiepies are the luckiest creatures on the planet to have a Swissroll in their life.

cookiepie number juan juan nyne: "i love you, SwissRoll"
SwissRoll by cookie<3.* June 20, 2010
Those bankers at UBS are real Swissholes, they liquidated MORL at the absolute bottom!
Swisshole by BoneCrusher2000 February 1, 2023

Double Punk Swissroll 

A double punk swissroll is a person (man), confused about not only his race, but also his sexuality. The Double Punk Swissroll (DPS) is unsure if he is able to not only denounce his race and be gay, denounce his race and be straight, or simply stay being a closet creeper. The DPS will test the waters, and come into his own, slowly. Amongst heterosexual males, the first attempt of testing his sexual aura by wearing items that heterosexual men don't wear. Tongue rings, silver unity rings and matches necklaces. If mention of his ways, he will shyly play it off as if it were to be a joke.
I don't know about that guy, but I think he's a double punk swissroll.
Double Punk Swissroll by Groovious February 9, 2019
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