UBS

1. Unballer Status
2. People not worthy of hanging out with.
3. Dilapidated conditions; as in housing.
4. A tool.

"He is a UBS piece of shit."

"This apartment is the most UBS place I've ever lived in."

"Where did he go?" "I don't know - UBSville?"

by CBSville April 3, 2009

UBS

Under Boob Sweat

Bro, I was playing golf with my buddies and my UBS was out of control.

by sack2thenut May 30, 2013

UBS

Ugly Boy Syndrome. This disorder commonly occurs within beautiful or more than pretty females who do not understand how they rank in comparison to their counterpart. In other words, above average girls with noticeably below average guys.

Guy #1: What is that girl doing with that guy?
Guy #2 : Oh, she has UBS.

by s****oooh April 19, 2011

UBS

Unwanted Boner Synonym.
When men get boners when not wanted, or doing a bad time.

I was playing video games today with my friend when i got a boner. Talk about UBS.

by UBS MAN January 8, 2010

UBS

Commonly mistaken for USB, Universal Serial Bus, by an extremely large portion of the US population. This is a connection protocol for computers. USB can be used to connect printers, cameras, and a vast number of other things to other devices (normally a computer).

One must be very careful as to not offend a person while correcting them. Directly pointing out the error could result in the person spontaneously combusting in your face.

"I did not get a UBS cable with my printer."

"My UBS ports don't work"

"Where are the UBS drives?"

"The internets are broken, please use the UBS for internet access."

by Michael Schmidt April 24, 2006

UBS

Uppity Bitch syndrome, a common issue among women who just can't get over that time of the month.

woman-You idiot I asked for a white mocha not a mocha
man- well someones ubs is flaring.

by Wraithen November 15, 2010

UBS

Acronym for: Ultra Bean Sauce

often found in super cafe's that serve exotic beans

"Oh Man! i spilt my UBS..."

"Do you want UBS on that?"

by Collins92 July 22, 2008