An annual 24 hour live televised event where the
public telephone or text in monetary donations to a call centre of
naked women in order to pair female
celebrities for the act of scissoring live in front of a studio audience.
Operator: "Caller you're live on the air"
Mitchell: "yes umm.. aahh .. i would like to see Jessica and umm aaaahhh, Eva?"
Operator: "And how much
would you like to donate to see these two hot
pieces of poon tang grind beans?"
Mitchell: "ummm aaahh $23".
Operator: "
Congratulations Mitchell you're about to see Jessica and Eva grind beans live on SCISSATHON!!!"
Mitchell: "shit... wait.. let me put a tape in".