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Swishahouse

Swishahouse Records is an independant record company which started in northern Houston in the late 1990s.
They made "chopped and screwed" music popular in northern Houston after other record companies started the music style in southern Houston.
They have held record deals with artists like Chamillionare, Mike Jones, and have a record deal with Paul Wall.
Swishahouse Records is da shit!
Swishahouse by Crazy Hardcore Ninja September 28, 2006

Swishahouse

North Houston rap label. Name derives from Swisher Streets and Acres Homes, two locations where many Big-time Houston rappers hail from
'Diamonds in our mouth, Jammin' on this Swishahouse'
Swishahouse by Sundance Kid June 6, 2007
A sesh lasting two or more days. Typically an entire weekend.
Heading away for the weekend, it's gonna be a proper seshathon!
Seshathon by Pio42 September 12, 2017

Scissathon 

An annual 24 hour live televised event where the public telephone or text in monetary donations to a call centre of naked women in order to pair female celebrities for the act of scissoring live in front of a studio audience.
Operator: "Caller you're live on the air"

Mitchell: "yes umm.. aahh .. i would like to see Jessica and umm aaaahhh, Eva?"

Operator: "And how much would you like to donate to see these two hot pieces of poon tang grind beans?"

Mitchell: "ummm aaahh $23".

Operator: "Congratulations Mitchell you're about to see Jessica and Eva grind beans live on SCISSATHON!!!"

Mitchell: "shit... wait.. let me put a tape in".

Scissathon by Scames April 9, 2009

swipeathon 

noun. The practice of putting in serious work swiping ("would bang" or "wouldn't bang") in the hookup app, Tinder
That was an epic swipeathon; my finger is sore.
swipeathon by hitehunt December 26, 2013

sloshathon

A social gathering that involves a lot of alcohol; usually free/company covered.
Me - I hear there's a trip to Greece on the cards

Colleague - Who's going?

Me - Usual crowd.

Colleague - Careful it doesn't turn into a sloshathon. As you know it will.
sloshathon by Crouchington DC October 7, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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