Definitions by Scames
Scissathon
An annual 24 hour live televised event where the public telephone or text in monetary donations to a call centre of naked women in order to pair female celebrities for the act of scissoring live in front of a studio audience.
Operator: "Caller you're live on the air"
Mitchell: "yes umm.. aahh .. i would like to see Jessica and umm aaaahhh, Eva?"
Operator: "And how much would you like to donate to see these two hot pieces of poon tang grind beans?"
Mitchell: "ummm aaahh $23".
Operator: "Congratulations Mitchell you're about to see Jessica and Eva grind beans live on SCISSATHON!!!"
Mitchell: "shit... wait.. let me put a tape in".
Mitchell: "yes umm.. aahh .. i would like to see Jessica and umm aaaahhh, Eva?"
Operator: "And how much would you like to donate to see these two hot pieces of poon tang grind beans?"
Mitchell: "ummm aaahh $23".
Operator: "Congratulations Mitchell you're about to see Jessica and Eva grind beans live on SCISSATHON!!!"
Mitchell: "shit... wait.. let me put a tape in".
Scissathon by Scames April 9, 2009
aaarrh
James: "i going to buy a new colour television"
N00bs: "really?! what colour?
James & Scott: "Aaarrh".
N00bs: "really?! what colour?
James & Scott: "Aaarrh".
Scissor Pairing
The task of pairing one female with another for the act of scissoring. Usually accompanied by scissoring hand gestures and a wall diagram with interchangeable photos for pairing partners.
A phrase almost exclusively used by men. But is really super hot when used by women.
A phrase almost exclusively used by men. But is really super hot when used by women.
James: "Dude Sarah and Janice would make the sweetest scissor pair"
Scott: "Yeah and what about Crystal and Sophie!"
James & Scott: "mmmmmmm scissor pairing"
Scott: "Yeah and what about Crystal and Sophie!"
James & Scott: "mmmmmmm scissor pairing"
Scissor Pairing by Scames March 26, 2009