Swird

A combination of the Swine Flu and Bird Flu. When things are extreamly serious and not casual.

Originated in san antonio texas

I got warrents in three states, Oh swird!

by Longshank the Pirate May 12, 2009

Swindle sheets

Trucker's slang for the log books they are usually required to take along on their trips. Some truckers hate taking these along, because they have to document all sorts of information that may affect how much money they make.

"...We tore up all a our swindle sheets an' left 'em settin' on the scales..."

by Chairman May 2, 2005

Swindling Swede

A dust farting old man who swindles people out of their hard earned money by letting them bet on Sunday football games when they are drunk at the topless bar on Saturday night. The Swede uses his gains to pay for his new Honda Accord, vet bills for his dogs, child support for all of his bastard children that he fathered while at Woodstock back in 1969.

Man, I lost $100 betting on the Swindling Swede's football games. I think we need to go jack his Honda Accord for giving out such bad advise on the games.

by 00NKB6211289 August 5, 2016

Swiday

A time-period occuring weekly between friday afternon and saturday morning. This time is usually spent in an intoxicated state prefferably among other people.

The expression is commonly used among students to help plan the start of the weekend.

-What are you doing this swiday?
- Me? ...Probaly the ush, play some beerpong and drink too much.

This swiday is going to be rad!

by DanneMuttan September 27, 2011

Swindon Oil Change

The act of an individual acquiring hot gravy and pouring it down into their own urethra and then inserting a Kit Kat Chunky to fill the tube up.

Shortly after, when the time is right, the individual will take out the Kit Kat Chunky and the gravy will cascade everywhere.

"Ross, have you ever done The Swindon Oil Change before?"

by Dyluxray June 7, 2020

swindon city

best pro clubs team in the wild west. Universally celebrated every single year on a thursday at 5:61 pm. If u do not like swindon city death shall be upon thou spirit.

Super Cool kid: oh yh the other day i played against swindon city and lost what surprise. And my dad passed away

Gay nerd: yo thats kinda rad yo. Bit of a swindon ting uno. My mum fell of an airplane the other day. Lol she lost in the gulag
Super Cool Kid: becomes jesus

by big daddy j (ur moms lover) April 28, 2021

swimdate

a date in which you go swimming with the opposite sex. It's cheap, your both half-naked, and you have to shower when it's over.

I invited Amy over to my apartment for a swimdate.

by Wes504 July 18, 2005