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A guy who struggles to bust a nut while beating off until he sees his own butthole in the mirror.
I couldn’t bust a nut while banging my girlfriend so I had to go pull a Swindell in the bathroom.
Swindell by Teste payloads May 16, 2026
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Mike Swindell

Nickname for the imbecilic, MyPillowGuy, MAGAt extremist who falsely challenged the 2020 Election with only fabricated, nonsensical data.
There goes Mike Swindell once again spreading lies about the 2020 Election, which in truth Diaper Donald lost. He is still trying to swindle the American public.
Mike Swindell by LaughingAloud February 16, 2026

swindells 

plain and simple...a fuckin legend. whern something is like swindells...it means that something is legendary!
he is a fuckin swindells
swindells by liam January 31, 2005
To jack or to steal something from somewhere or somebody
I swindeled this ho.
Swindel by The C-Spot represent March 9, 2003

swindells 

plain and simple.... a fuckin legend!!
thts so mint its like swindells
swindells by ben January 13, 2005

Gabe Swindelled 

A Pointless conversation
me: "Hey I just got Gabe Swindelled"
friend: "How did it go?"

gabe: YO
me: sup
Gabe: nm you
me: chillen
Gabe: same

End of conversation
Gabe Swindelled by Mr. 2000 November 29, 2011

Swindellin' it 

To be in a public place with your penis unknowingly exposed.
I went to get coffee earlier, and i was Swindellin' it the whole time! I hope nobody saw my penis!
Swindellin' it by noiv June 19, 2014
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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