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THTS stands for: It is Too Hot To Sleep !?!
THTS by CyclerGirl July 25, 2009
Too Hot Too Soon

For a guy/girl that's too young for you but is still totally hot
Girl 1: OMG he is sooo cute!

Girl 2: Yeah too bad he's THTS
THTS by ctcrocks111 November 29, 2010
Acronym: Too High Too Speak

Example !: Dude 1: whats the capital of the united states?
Dude 2: THTS!

Example 2: Teacher: You haven't said a word in class all day!
Student 1: THTS!

Example 3: The person writing this entry is THTS!
thts by I AM THTS July 23, 2007

thTS MA ERYR MERRY CHRITMST 

Bob: thTS MA ERYR MERRY CHRITMST
Mary: My place, 5?

The great wall of th*ts 

When you’re trying to get the class but a non moving group of th*ts is just standing there, block in the hallway.
Boy 1: aww man, we gotta get to class!!
Boy 2: OH NO!! it’s the great wall of TH*TS
Boy 3: BEGONE TH😐TS!!
Th*ts: *spontaneously combust*

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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