liam's definitions

crow

To talk about or go on about something.

"Will you stop bloody crowing on and on about that t-shirt"

"You could crow on about that party all night could you?"

by Liam December 12, 2007

sploot

Sploot is the descriptive word explaining what happens when you press down with your finger on a marble, or squeeze soap between two hands forcing it to shoot out.

Splooting was coined in the 50's in Bristol by international set and stage designer Rodney Ford

"The chicken splooted out the egg with ease"

"The soap bar skidded across the floor after splooting from my hands"

by Liam April 10, 2007

Splooter

One who sploots objects (such as soap or marbles).

"In competitions Rod was always the best splooter"

by Liam April 10, 2007

shedazzledoo

The description of a paper, turned in to a class, which you did not work hard at all on, but received a disproportionately high grade.

"Hey Liam! How was that bullshit you turned in for your stage management class?" "SHEDAZZLEDOO!"

by Liam November 6, 2006

fart

The fart is an explosion of revolting air which is produced through your ass!
Types of fart are th "silent but violent" type as these are quiet but absolutely stink!!!!!!! (may cause pain between the cheeks)

Liam: Did you fart?
Ben: Yes.

by Liam October 15, 2006

lay-over

A habit, trait, or custom picked up from a previous sexual and/or romantic relationship.

Brushing my teeth in the shower is a lay-over from Chelsea.

by Liam June 19, 2006

log knock

To slap ones penis against the forehead of someone else.

Dude, last night I log knocked Brittany so hard her freckles fell off.

by Liam May 13, 2005