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An image with such poor resolution that you have to reverse image search to get something better. Dervived from shit + image.
If I had a dollar for every pixel in this shimage, I’d have a dollar.
shimage by hentaihero69 December 25, 2018
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Hedi Slimane 

The notorious god of aesthetics who, looking more like an animated Tim Burton character than a human being, is renowned for his work in photography as well as designs in fashion at both Dior Homme and Saint Laurent.

The "H" in his first name is silent.
Hedi Slimane is the reason you own skinny jeans.
Hedi Slimane by Hedislav October 27, 2013
Definition:

1. A visual seen on lsd when plants on the ground seem to intertwine with the mud or dirt, mentally making it hard to walk on a flat surface

2. also can be used to discribe a huge mess
Example:

1. I can't continue walking through this slumage, I feel like I'm sinking.

2. New York is a slumage lets go back to PA.
Slumage by A-non Omus March 3, 2010
legendary canyon racers from los angeles county. or also known as slidage X3 for there agressive/crazy/fearless drivers that drove beat up cars in the LA mountain passes
everybody watch out here comes slidage let them lead the run.
slidage by SX3 member May 11, 2011
“The act of lowering ones vehicle far past any functional use”
Bro, you need to do some slamage to your 350z.
slamage by BeastModeRabbit January 7, 2018
The art of slipping through bogs at night time under the influence of tableteys. Apprentice slipers normally wear snorkles but as the bog artist becomes more experienced the need for a snorkle lessens as they grow bog lungs.
He has gained a first class degree in slipage. nipe nipe nipe.
slipage by Housboggy October 22, 2003