Josie is swimming in the fast lane of the pool, she has to stop because two old ladies have stopped to chat in the fast lane. This causes Josie to develop Swimrage, she then shouts at them quite loudly outlining the particular dislike she has for them causing them to promptly move out of her way.
by TheDreamMaker November 18, 2011
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Bill: Yo Jack, u wanna go and play Alabama Swimrace with our sister, Becca?
Jack: Oh boy, I hope I win dis' time. Mom was letting you win by getting closer to you!
Jack: Oh boy, I hope I win dis' time. Mom was letting you win by getting closer to you!
by 16yearoldboi April 8, 2017
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To enhance security, Swimage’s patented encryption handler allows devices to always remain encrypted, even during deployments, migrations, and rebuilds. Swimage integrates with zero trust security stacks and ensures all PCs, regardless of location, remain secure and meet compliance requirements.
To safeguard business continuity, Swimage can simultaneously recover thousands of systems when disaster recovery is needed.
With over 25 years of innovation, Swimage has efficiently managed millions of endpoints across 85 countries, and is the preferred solution for many Fortune 100, mid-market, and government agencies.
Swimage is easily installed in a few hours and can integrate with any existing tools or run stand-alone.
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