SwiftGaia

A Mega Walls youtuber. Golem main known for his astounding talent of using Iron Punch whenever anyone is below 5 HP, which, combined with his deep voice, attracts many e-girls, such as Summer.

SwiftGaia is an intimidating player who has clutched many times. Don't mess with SwiftGaia, or he will /shout L on you.

-Ok, it's 1v17, easy win.
-Dude, the last guy standing is SwiftGaia.
-oh shit

by Quapan January 5, 2021

Swiftrail

Extraordinary failure and laughing stock

That company will go totally swiftrail

by James Riise January 11, 2008

swiftkaratechop

Swifkaratechop, aka Matt Brow, is a pretty well known youtuber.
He is 20 years old and lives in Alabama.
He is a skitlogger.

(Skitlog = a vlog hidden in randomness and funnies.)
&he is amazingly hot &adorable &halarious, imo(:

"With enough butter, you can rape anything" -Matt Brown (swiftkaratechop)

"Oh my God, that was so racist, I'm sorry, I apolagize. Dear God. I love black people. I'm black. Will that fix any thing?" -Matt Brown

"Willy Wonka is gonna kick my ass!" -Matt Brown

"Just cuz I'm blue, doesn't mean I'm sad! ARHHHH" -Matt Brown

"What's a dingo? I don't know but it ate my baby" -Matt Brown

by invisiblenumbers June 11, 2009

swiftkaratechop

(aka Matt Brown) is a superbly funny skit vlogger, gamer, all-round nice guy and minor celebrity on youtube.

swiftkaratechop:

"if youre not old enough to drive a car, you shouldnt be old enough to drive a dick"

"what?"

"a 4x4, a...a V8 dick...?"

"with turbo charger?"

"yea, a dick with a turbo charger."

XD

by Tamala June 27, 2008

Swiftnial

Someone who tells people that they don't like Taylor Swift but secretly loves her music and everything about her.

I can't believe Tracy isn't going to the Taylor Swift concert and says she dosen't even like her. She is just in swiftnial because she can't afford tickets.

by Beerlord69 January 26, 2020

Swiftgate

Controversy that spawned out of the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards. While accepting the award for "Best Female Video," Taylor Swift was suddenly interrupted by Kanye West, who declared that Beyonce deserved to win the award for one of the "best videos ever!" before handing the mic back to a stunned Taylor. The show then cut to commercial before Taylor could finish.

While initially suspected to be a staged hoax, MTV insiders confirmed Kanye was removed from the event and Taylor was seen crying backstage. However, upon accepting her award for "Video of the Year," Beyonce invited Taylor back to finish her speech. The massive backlash from celebrities and the media, coupled with Kanye's outburst's popularity as a viral video (being mixed with Obama's healthcare speech interruption, for example) has prompted a wave of controversy and criticism of Kanye's behavior.

Swiftgate is the first big celebrity controversy of fall 2009.

by BlackDoomShadow September 14, 2009

Swiftkaratechop

The most obnoxious video blog personality on youtube. This guy is so annoying that a normal human being with ears can't sit through a minute of any of his videos without wanting to take a gun to their head. He's not adorable and he isn't funny. His jokes aren't even intelligent. He's like an overgrown twelve-year-old who continuously makes jokes about facial hair and the awkward sounds that he can make. Thank goodness he isn't popular.

My friend gave me a youtube link that directed me to one of Swiftkaratechop's youtube videos and my ears started bleeding all over the place.

by guywhospeaksthetruth December 9, 2012