The Last Guy

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The single person who has a worse life than anyone else that ever lived.

Person 1: No matter how bad you have it, there's always someone worse off than you.

Person 2: Yeah, but what about the Last Guy?

The Last Guy by BrokenEye the Phrophet July 9, 2010

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The Last Guy

The single person who has a worse life than anyone else that ever lived.

Yeah, but what about the Last Guy?

The Last Guy by BrokenEye the Phrophet July 9, 2010

The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy

The most interesting thing to say when someone asks for you to do something.

Melinda: So Craig, can you try to get people to sign this petition?

Craig: You know, I would love to help out, but the last time I did that, I ended up kissing a guy.

or...

Cynthia: Vincent, I dare you to kiss me.

Vincent: But The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy.

Cynthia: .........

The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy by NMguy January 22, 2012

Last guy on the bus

Way to express that you don’t want a relationship with a girl that’s slept with too many people.

She’s cute and all, but I think we’re just gonna be friends. I don’t wanna be the last guy on the bus.

Last guy on the bus by SiL3Nt J September 21, 2023

guys yhu ha.a ndimyekile nyani lowana for the last time

that phrase is another way of hiding ur true feeling for someone/crush. It is often used by teenagers when it comes to umjolo-the dating.

guys yhu ha.a ndimyekile nyani lowana for the last time.

guys yhu ha.a ndimyekile nyani lowana for the last time by Nicholas kani'ss December 3, 2021

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026