Swiftkaratechop

The most obnoxious video blog personality on youtube. This guy is so annoying that a normal human being with ears can't sit through a minute of any of his videos without wanting to take a gun to their head. He's not adorable and he isn't funny. His jokes aren't even intelligent. He's like an overgrown twelve-year-old who continuously makes jokes about facial hair and the awkward sounds that he can make. Thank goodness he isn't popular.

My friend gave me a youtube link that directed me to one of Swiftkaratechop's youtube videos and my ears started bleeding all over the place.

by guywhospeaksthetruth December 07, 2012

swiftkaratechop

Swifkaratechop, aka Matt Brow, is a pretty well known youtuber.
He is 20 years old and lives in Alabama.
He is a skitlogger.

(Skitlog = a vlog hidden in randomness and funnies.)
&he is amazingly hot &adorable &halarious, imo(:

"With enough butter, you can rape anything" -Matt Brown (swiftkaratechop)

"Oh my God, that was so racist, I'm sorry, I apolagize. Dear God. I love black people. I'm black. Will that fix any thing?" -Matt Brown

"Willy Wonka is gonna kick my ass!" -Matt Brown

"Just cuz I'm blue, doesn't mean I'm sad! ARHHHH" -Matt Brown

"What's a dingo? I don't know but it ate my baby" -Matt Brown

by invisiblenumbers June 11, 2009

swiftkaratechop

(aka Matt Brown) is a superbly funny skit vlogger, gamer, all-round nice guy and minor celebrity on youtube.

swiftkaratechop:

"if youre not old enough to drive a car, you shouldnt be old enough to drive a dick"

"what?"

"a 4x4, a...a V8 dick...?"

"with turbo charger?"

"yea, a dick with a turbo charger."

XD

by Tamala June 25, 2008