Swejj

A word to counter the over-use of Swag.

If you say Swejj, you won't be called Secretly Weird and Gay, or Secretly We are Gay, it would just be swejj.

Andrew: Man, that new game is swejj!
Jeff: Swejj?
Andrew: It's swag, just cooler.

by Swejj298 June 10, 2014

Swejus

Swedish jesus, aka Avicii

I started off strong. I made a maximum effort to stay directly in the middle, directly in front of the DJ booth, about 12 feet away from the stage, to allow for maximum viewing of swedish jesus, or Swejus.

by senor avicii October 23, 2011

Swajjur

Another way of saying "swag". This was is cooler though, because it's spelt with two "j's". Used by most high school idiots who think they have enough to brag about.

Joe: "I wear Nike's I have so much swajjur."
Lisa: "You're an idiot."

by mardalliance November 22, 2011

Sweej

A Sweej is an extremely rare breed of human that is rarely found in today's modern world. Exhibiting traits such as sassiness, courtesy, thoughtfulness, and good old fashioned chivalry, the Sweej is universally desired by high school girls looking for prom dates, college girls in search of their first real relationship, and women everywhere searching for "The One."

"Did you see that new kid? He's kinda cute."
"Yeah, and I heard he's nice, smart, and sassy too. He might be a Sweej!"

by scarysneeze January 3, 2012

Slejje

Slejje means a female person who takes a lot of dicks in her wizard sleeve from lots of people, in a short period. of time. The word is sometimes abbreviated with "SL" This isn't because they are hookers, or something. They do it just for fun. Just to satisfy their internal lusts....

That girl is a dirty slejje

by aap21689 February 18, 2008

swejhammer

Noun: Similar to an "Imperial Smackdown" or "mjolnir-slam", the swejhammer is a forceful and definitive heel-stomp on rabid ignorance or blatant stupidity, usually referring to logical debate. Wielders of the swejhammer are usually too cool to boast about their accomplishments, but may toss in a wry smile to accentuate a snarky remark, usually followed by a beer.

Dang, Rachel let loose the swejhammer on old Freddie Phelps!! She sure sent him scurrying back to his fundie cave!

by Swej July 9, 2010

Sweejit

A Swedish Idiot, infamous on most mmorpg's like WoW for their stupidity, most called them cretins, idiots or whatever, but now they have a title, the Sweejit, a word combination of Swedish and eejit.

Sweejit: SWE???!/1/1/1?!?!?1
Person: no, please go away.
Sweejit: SWE?!?!?!?1/1/1?!?/!/!1//?
Person: Bloody Sweejit...

by Awkwardsod February 15, 2007