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swejhammer 

Noun: Similar to an "Imperial Smackdown" or "mjolnir-slam", the swejhammer is a forceful and definitive heel-stomp on rabid ignorance or blatant stupidity, usually referring to logical debate. Wielders of the swejhammer are usually too cool to boast about their accomplishments, but may toss in a wry smile to accentuate a snarky remark, usually followed by a beer.
Dang, Rachel let loose the swejhammer on old Freddie Phelps!! She sure sent him scurrying back to his fundie cave!
swejhammer by Swej July 9, 2010
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Swejhammer 

n.

1. The end result of a particularly curt act perpetrated by an individual of the Jewish persuasion.

2. Power to annoy wielded by a Semitic personage.

Derived from combining "Swej," (or "Jews" backwards) and "Sledgehammer."
Johnny's kindness proved unfruitful, as he was nonetheless clobbered by the impending swejhammer.
Swejhammer by LittleKitnerboy August 30, 2006
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seelhammer

Fucking Badass mother fuckers, who hands down have the biggest dicks in all the god damn world, their dick's are like steel hammers
God Damn, that's big Seelhammer dick
seelhammer by zdawg20 July 1, 2014
A Sujhammer is as far away from a sledge hammer in size as you can possibly get - the smallest little hammer in the world...


weener pinky willy small penis manhood
he thinks he can make the earth move... not with that Sujhammer
Sujhammer by welshman33 January 9, 2009
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