Sweej

A Sweej is an extremely rare breed of human that is rarely found in today's modern world. Exhibiting traits such as sassiness, courtesy, thoughtfulness, and good old fashioned chivalry, the Sweej is universally desired by high school girls looking for prom dates, college girls in search of their first real relationship, and women everywhere searching for "The One."

"Did you see that new kid? He's kinda cute."
"Yeah, and I heard he's nice, smart, and sassy too. He might be a Sweej!"

by scarysneeze January 3, 2012

sweek

"senior week" the week after highschool graduation where seniors rent a house down the shore and get trashed with their friends

"Where are you guys staying for sweek?"

"Yo man sweek really got the best of me"

by dadbods215 June 16, 2015

Sweeddy

Not yet your boyfriend....but not just a friend.A combination of a sweetheart and a buddy.Pronounced sounding like the word "sweaty"......not "sweetie"!!!

Hey,I think this Saturday I'll just go get it in with my Sweeddy.No he's not sleeping over....he's not my man!We're just chilling,I told you he's my Sweeddy!

by Lishazzkitty December 23, 2012

Sheeja

A beautiful strong woman who looks after everyone else but herself.

Sheeja is such a loving mother

by ddefinerr July 20, 2018

Uncle Sreejy

An elderly, yet sexy man who lures children to his large, white van during a (preferred) Sunday afternoon. He then proceeds to read innocent material to his victim right before (usually) scarring the childrens' lives with forced assault. His victims will usually never remain the same afterward. Some victims come back, and others.. well they never do. This potential experience is called the "Reading Buddies" experience. CAUTION: If you are a Reading Buddies survivor and would like to seek help, please call the following number: 1-800-273-8255

"Hey, did u hear Jeff was a Reading Buddies survivor." said Mahdin.
Pattel answered, " Yeah boy, he survived Uncle Sreejy . How is that even possible?!"
Ricky chimed in, " I dunno but iz lit up in these Brampton woods!

by Uncle Sreejy August 29, 2017

Sneejaculate

1) Sneezing at the same time you ejaculate.

2) Ejaculation caused by sneezing.

I sneejaculated when I had sex last night.
I sneejaculated in math class, thank god no one saw.

by ErenYayger October 22, 2014

Sweedo

A Sweedish guido

Damn, i really hate sweedos. They are worse than guidos

by anonniemoose December 13, 2009