Swansting

When the guy that you are dating tells your bestfriend that hes inlove with her.

-A guy dating you to get closer to your bestfriend.

Her boyfriend was swansting her, without her knowing.

by Swansting January 28, 2017

Swatting

Swatting is an internet prank/crime where someone finds your address either through your IP or because your name and location is known.Then they call 911 anonymously and report a fake emergency.Ex,someone can call and say that someone at that address is being held at a gun point or someone is going to commit suicide and a SWAT team would be dispatched to the address.

Its becoming a trend,it is only a matter of time before somebody gets killed.Anyone caught swatting could face serious charges — even federal charges for abusive 911 calls, false alarms or reports and then unauthorized use of telecommunications.

I got swatted yesterday by some hacker on the internet.Swatting should be stopped,its not funny.

by Droct August 27, 2014

Swatting

Swatting is the act of obtaining a streamer's personal information through various means, and then using the info to report the streamer as a potential terrorist, therefore deploying a SWAT team to the location. Although some mofos find this funny, it is only a matter of time before someone is killed because of someone's twisted sense of humor.

Adam: Dude, I heard you got raided by the police yesterday. What happened?
Nicholas: I got swatted. Seriously, swatting isn't funny, people.

by JayPlaysBeamNG December 26, 2018

Cum Swatting

The act of jizzing straight up and then slapping it out of the air towards your partner's waiting face.

Similar to a little league coach giving his team fielding practice, except with semen instead of a baseball.

"I got totally cum swatted last night"

"Pat's ample ejaculatory power and excellent hand-eye coordination make him a cum swatting master"

by The_PZA November 2, 2009

Swashington

A sex position; a cross between the wheelbarrow and the swirlie

Brian: I can't believe you gave Sara a swashington.
Matt: I know. Can you believe she let me swash her?

by Tyranitar September 21, 2009

swastiget

Swastiget refers to the phenomenon of many smaller things coming together to form a swastika, which is often a Nazi swastika. Swastigets are usually the result of deliberate, willful actions taken by others.

"Ha ha! If you go south in the game and then turn the map over you totally see the swastiget!"

by plaid_knight November 19, 2007

Swanning

The act of masturbating among your peers without them noticing.

Climax is signalled with a sharp honking sound.

Youths up and down the country have begun 'swanning' as a way to earn social status among their friends.

'Oh god, I just caught matthew swanning again.'

'Honk! Honk! Honk!'
'Doesn't count mate, we saw you whack it out.'

by bareswanage420 September 23, 2016