Swanting 

Pointing out "less fortunate" people and laughing at their misfortune. Works particularly well when a disability is involved.

Me and Sammie went to the beach and it was full of tards. Perfect opportunity for a spot of Swanting

Swanting by MagneticMan November 8, 2011

Swatting 

Swatting is an internet prank/crime where someone finds your address either through your IP or because your name and location is known.Then they call 911 anonymously and report a fake emergency.Ex,someone can call and say that someone at that address is being held at a gun point or someone is going to commit suicide and a SWAT team would be dispatched to the address.

Its becoming a trend,it is only a matter of time before somebody gets killed.Anyone caught swatting could face serious charges — even federal charges for abusive 911 calls, false alarms or reports and then unauthorized use of telecommunications.

I got swatted yesterday by some hacker on the internet.Swatting should be stopped,its not funny.

Swatting by Droct August 27, 2014

Swatting 

Swatting is the act of obtaining a streamer's personal information through various means, and then using the info to report the streamer as a potential terrorist, therefore deploying a SWAT team to the location. Although some mofos find this funny, it is only a matter of time before someone is killed because of someone's twisted sense of humor.

Adam: Dude, I heard you got raided by the police yesterday. What happened?
Nicholas: I got swatted. Seriously, swatting isn't funny, people.

Swatting by JayPlaysBeamNG December 26, 2018

Cum Swatting 

The act of jizzing straight up and then slapping it out of the air towards your partner's waiting face.

Similar to a little league coach giving his team fielding practice, except with semen instead of a baseball.

"I got totally cum swatted last night"

"Pat's ample ejaculatory power and excellent hand-eye coordination make him a cum swatting master"

Cum Swatting by The_PZA November 2, 2009

Swanning 

The act of masturbating among your peers without them noticing.

Climax is signalled with a sharp honking sound.

Youths up and down the country have begun 'swanning' as a way to earn social status among their friends.

'Oh god, I just caught matthew swanning again.'

'Honk! Honk! Honk!'
'Doesn't count mate, we saw you whack it out.'

Swanning by bareswanage420 September 23, 2016

swatting 

A goal achieved by hacking where the hacker tricks 911 systems into deploying SWAT to an unsuspecting victim's home under false pretenses.

A new cyber crime called "swatting" is capable of putting people in danger from SWAT in there own homes by strangers thousands of miles away.

swatting by neoeon January 7, 2008

Titty Swanking 

It's when a woman climaxs from nipple masturbation

Jessica: I was titty swanking last night

Abby: oh, what did it feel like

Jessica: it Felt really good you should try it

Abby: I will

Titty Swanking by crazychisel January 1, 2011