Swanlow

Prestigious award granted to someone for performing exceptionally low acts. Votes awarded on similar basis to the coveted Brownlow.

Jake pissed all over the dealer at the Blackjack table and was awarded 3 Swanlow Votes.

Did you hear about Gerry shitting on his girlfriends chest and then proceeding with a Cincinnati Bowtie?? He should score a couple of Swanlow votes.

by Schnieder August 26, 2007

Suck Suck Swallow

(n.) A game played by a male and female in which the female performs fellatio on the male, the male ejaculates in the female’s mouth and she swallows his ejaculate. If played correctly, there are no losers.

*It can be played by two males, but that’s just gay.*

Her mouth felt amazing on my dick when we played Suck Suck Swallow last night!

by Mickey12x8 January 28, 2021

hard pill to swallow

something that is so hard to accept.

That my own son could have done something so horrible is a hard pill to swallow.
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by kinginamo October 6, 2016

dry swallow

The act of swallowing one or more pills without the aid of liquid.

He found the aspirin and dry swallowed two of them.

by Thomas Harman April 17, 2008

Swallow me

When a girl is sucking on a boy’s dick and he cums in her mouth real good and the girl swallows it

Madison wanted to swallow me last night! Shit was crazyyyy!!

by rippietedd January 15, 2020

thong swallower

An ass so big and/or round, from behind it isn't apparent that they are wearing a thong at all.

-"Wow, that girl's got serious booty."
-"I know, it must be a thong swallower."

by TakingARideOnTheFailboat September 16, 2010

swallow queen

Is a girl with an enormous appetite for thick gooey loads of cum.

"Jacqueline loves giving blowjobs and has never spit out a load in her life because she is a swallow queen

by Headoftheclass August 20, 2016