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Swanning
The act of masturbating among your peers without them noticing.
Climax is signalled with a sharp honking sound.
Youths up and down the country have begun 'swanning' as a way to earn social status among their friends.
Climax is signalled with a sharp honking sound.
Youths up and down the country have begun 'swanning' as a way to earn social status among their friends.
'Oh god, I just caught matthew swanning again.'
'Honk! Honk! Honk!'
'Doesn't count mate, we saw you whack it out.'
'Honk! Honk! Honk!'
'Doesn't count mate, we saw you whack it out.'
Swanning by bareswanage420 September 23, 2016
Related Words
Swanling • swanning • swanking • swanging • Swannington • swadling • swalling • Swaning • spanling • spanling slip
spanling slip
a cute pink permission slip for a free spanling.
spanlings may not be given or recieved if uffyanda has not filled out the slip.
spanlings may not be given or recieved if uffyanda has not filled out the slip.
muffy- "buffy and fluffy, you will each recieve one free spanling." "see uffyanda for a spanling slip."
buffy- "yeah."
buffy- "yeah."
spanling slip by robyn cason January 19, 2008
Titty Swanking
Jessica: I was titty swanking last night
Abby: oh, what did it feel like
Jessica: it Felt really good you should try it
Abby: I will
Abby: oh, what did it feel like
Jessica: it Felt really good you should try it
Abby: I will
Titty Swanking by crazychisel January 1, 2011
Swadling
Swadling by KeyboardCara September 13, 2011
Black Swanning
Black Swanning by smass February 21, 2011
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