Swadling
Swadling by KeyboardCara September 13, 2011
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a person that smells bad, pervs frequently, over-compensates for a small penis, enjoys raping small people, electrocutes himself for pleasure, believes he's a ladies-man and "sleep-wanks"
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Benjamin Thomas Swadling
An absolute gaylord. Ben loves the sensation of a nice long penis being inserted inside of his anus, as he moans in joy. He also has a child rape fetish in which he chains children including his 6 year old girlfriend to his spider man bed.
Hey, have you seen that gay kid Benjamin Thomas Swadling. Don't let your kids near him, he has the tendency of pedophilia.
Benjamin Thomas Swadling by Larry Von Barry September 16, 2019
swadlincote
A place that is so hardcore that nobody visits. The locals tend to live there most of their lives and live buy by the rules of 'YOLO' and 'Fuck the Police!' People from the nearby towns of Burton-on-trent and Coalville are terrified of the Swad massive.
swadlincote by ma55ive May 26, 2014
Swaddling
When two lovers fall asleep or cuddle whilst one is penetrating the other. No thrusting is involved.
Originates from the Yahoo Answers question featured on My Brother My Brother and Me (9-12-2011).
Originates from the Yahoo Answers question featured on My Brother My Brother and Me (9-12-2011).
It is impossible to perform swaddling for more than 30 seconds. If you can, you might be with the wrong gender or person.
Swaddling by Stocky Gentleman September 12, 2011
Swaddling
A sex act when the man puts his penis into the woman's vagina and then they simply fall asleep for the remainder of the night.
Popularized by Griffin Mcelroy from MyBrotherMyBrotherAndMe
Popularized by Griffin Mcelroy from MyBrotherMyBrotherAndMe
Swaddling by GriffinMcelroyLover September 13, 2011
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