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An absolute gaylord. Ben loves the sensation of a nice long penis being inserted inside of his anus, as he moans in joy. He also has a child rape fetish in which he chains children including his 6 year old girlfriend to his spider man bed.
Hey, have you seen that gay kid Benjamin Thomas Swadling. Don't let your kids near him, he has the tendency of pedophilia.
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Get the Benjamin Thomas Swadling mug.A place that is so hardcore that nobody visits. The locals tend to live there most of their lives and live buy by the rules of 'YOLO' and 'Fuck the Police!' People from the nearby towns of Burton-on-trent and Coalville are terrified of the Swad massive.
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Originates from the Yahoo Answers question featured on My Brother My Brother and Me (9-12-2011).
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It is impossible to perform swaddling for more than 30 seconds. If you can, you might be with the wrong gender or person.
by Stocky Gentleman September 12, 2011
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