swadling

a person that smells bad, pervs frequently, over-compensates for a small penis, enjoys raping small people, electrocutes himself for pleasure, believes he's a ladies-man and "sleep-wanks"
"you're such a swadling!!"
by iliart November 27, 2009
mugGet the swadlingmug.

Swadling

A couple sleeping while ' cuddling' with the man's penis in the woman's vagina
My boyfriend and I slept all last night swadling.
by KeyboardCara September 13, 2011
mugGet the Swadlingmug.

Benjamin Thomas Swadling

An absolute gaylord. Ben loves the sensation of a nice long penis being inserted inside of his anus, as he moans in joy. He also has a child rape fetish in which he chains children including his 6 year old girlfriend to his spider man bed.
Hey, have you seen that gay kid Benjamin Thomas Swadling. Don't let your kids near him, he has the tendency of pedophilia.
by Larry Von Barry September 16, 2019
mugGet the Benjamin Thomas Swadlingmug.