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Shwampies 

Shwampies; Shwampys; Shwamp, is a slang for crystal meth, used in the East Side of San Jose, California ... FokDale Cuh!!!
Let's Smoke some shwampies.. Let's shwamp it!!
I'm hella shwamped out..
Got shwamps?
Fuken Shwampers...
Shwampies by Roldiny December 13, 2008
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big shampies 

u : ayo grammpa dropping big loads we need to get out the big shampies
grammpa : mershkimawa
big shampies by warbumbo April 8, 2021
For a salad to be overfilled by salad dressing or juice from the ingrediants.
Kathy was not happy today, not only was everyone calling her Janine but her salad had turned into a swampfest.
Swampfest by eamo10 April 17, 2011
A person (typically male) who rarely leaves their room, wheather it be in a residence hall or apartment. They do emerge for classes. The swampie typically develops and flourishes in a University setting. They are charaterized by advanced unkempt beard growth and overall poor hygene. A partially unbuttoned hawiian shirt regardless of weather may also be an indicator.

Pizza, carbonated beverages, and various junk food comprises a typical meal. Swampies are known to move together in packs when venturing out of their room from an exhastive game of WoW or other extremely time consuming MMORPG.
Ryan: Whoa! Table of swampies, your 3 o'clock.
Me: Hehe.
swampie by Doug the great December 15, 2005
Any member of a wealthy family from the Twin Cities or surrounding suburbs who owns a beautiful cabin on any of the fine northwest wisconsin lakes. Swampie cabins are usually much more expensive than any full-time home in the area, yet they use it twice a year. Swampies also bitch about the taxes on their swampie cabin. They use the lake they live on for recreational activities such as annoying people with their jet skis or commiting DNR violations.
Skeeter: "Did you see the traffic heading north?"
Jimbo: "Yeah, it's Friday. All the swampies are coming up"
Skeeter: "Aww shit."
swampie by Nordic Giant March 3, 2008
The true religion. This is all facts, nothing else. The belief that Shrek is love and Shrek is life because he created the the universe and onions.
Onionese 1: oh mighty Shrek, let us bask in your holiness, for we believe in swampism
Shrek: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!?
Swampism by Shrekington Ogreson September 21, 2019