Swallow it ! 

"Swallow it !" is what a guy says to you after he jacks off on your tongue and wants to see you take his load.

Matt jerked off on my tongue and then told me to "Swallow it !"

Swallow it ! by eda-skip October 17, 2021

swallow it 

Used like suck it
Literally swallow it as in suck my dick And swallow my semen.

Oh yeah? You don't like it?
Fuck you then! Swallow it!

swallow it by Triksi April 13, 2016

swallow it 

1. to swallow something.
2. swallowing cum

2. " when you give me top, you better swallow it. "

swallow it by cakeee. July 20, 2016

swallow or it's going in your eye 

when you're getting a bj head, dome and if you don't get swallowed, it cum will go into the receiver's eye.

Swallow or it's going in your eye. I won't spit because spitters are quitters.

swallow or it's going in your eye by Jonswife4life August 5, 2020

that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow 

classification of a situation that is unpleasant. to say something is so bad there isn't anything vaguely good about it. a cloud with no silver lining.

edWord: for real though, he got herpes from that girl. messed up thing is he didnt even sleep with her...they were just spooning...

davis: ohhh man...that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow!

that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow by ed the Word September 15, 2009

Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it 

This is a very nice and witty way to say f#%k off in the pacific northwest because there is a large Dicks burgers chain all around that everyone grew up with, so the meaning will not be lost on an adult and any nearby children will not be scarred.

Officer, The db level is withing legal guidelines for this time of day so tell my neighbor i said to Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it

Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it by ultrasupernectar2 October 8, 2012

swallowist 

A pushover - a person that swallows all kinds of abuse and never fights back
A figurative sperm guzzler
A literal sperm guzzler
A supreme douche-bag

Bob never gives back what he gets. He figures he always takes it up the hoop but really, the dumb bastard is a swallowist.

swallowist by Speiderman June 18, 2018