The feeling of being so swag that you simultaneously feel like shitting, cumming and vomiting all at once......which will then lead to a feeling of
anti-swag because you
ruined all of your swag with your shit,
jizz and vomit.
Today, I woke up and tried on some swag
kicks at Tom's Shoes after going to the local H&M and grabbing a fresh v-neck and skinny jeans. As soon as the
kicks united with my new H&M threads, the swagasmic feeling overcame me and I felt at
peace.
Then I realized I just shitted, came and upchucked all over my new clothes in a public place. #swag