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Swagosaurus 

Any individual whose character is noticeably flawed by "swag". (a personality defect which entices the carrier to act in any manner one would find irritating and irrational) Their state of swagger brings out an irrational sense of superiority and power, usually resulting in the individual pursuing a lesser quality of living.

Identifying features include: hats worn improperly, a jacket worn in inappropriate weather, jeans sagging below the waistline, an awkward gait in their stride, a posse of slutty women, and beginning most sentences with bro, dude, yo, or hey.
1. The swagosaurus was seen walking down the street with his cap on backwards murmuring drunken whispers underneath his noxious breath.

2. John: "Yo swagling, viswagra, swagaholic, swaggetti, swagosaurus, swaglet-"

Anonymous: "dude... What?"

John: "shoes are untied... So is your belt"
Swagosaurus by Ink-lyosaurus August 28, 2013

swagosaurus rex 

Bringing back old school swag out of extinction. Not many can pull this off.
Look at Neal, he is a swagosaurus rex.
swagosaurus rex by #swagking November 21, 2011

Swayzasaurus Rex 

A predominant carnivorous dinsoaur during the triassic period. Primarily known for its roundhouse kicking.

Also, the star of Road House.
Holy shit, watch out! It's a Swayzasaurus Rex!
Swayzasaurus Rex by Brittney Sosbe September 19, 2009

scabasaurus 

(n.) - a creature who tries to get too many girls but fails every time...miserably

Pronounced: scab-a-SORE-us
Brandon is a scabasaurus.
scabasaurus by tom and joe May 12, 2008

Swaggasaurus Rex 

Tyrannosaurus Rex proportion level of swagger. Kingly swagger so abundant that it drips like Soul Glo.
Girl 1: Who's that?
Girl 2: Girl that's Will. He's such a swaggasaurus rex!

slagasaurus 

A derogatory term for a loose woman. Generally used toward older or heavier types.
"So that beast slept with all of those men? What a slagasaurus."
slagasaurus by Michael Scavitto January 5, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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