A country where only cool, awesome, athletic, strong, awesome, non-
hater, people live. People do not age while they live in swagistan, and the location is confidential. here are some facts:
Population: 10,000
GDP per capita: 10.4 trillion dollars
Available units in the armed forces:
Chuck Norris
people from Swagistan are known as "Swagistanis"
People must play at least one of the following
Minecraft, Call of duty, Homefront, Fifa, GTA, or Battlefield.
National Anthem:
"Oh swagistan, not to be confused with fagistan, is the greatest country ever!, (Epic gutair solo)