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swagamister 

IS THE SWAGGIEST OF SWAG
"yo dude isn't izzy a swagamister"
swagamister by unknownnumber March 19, 2017
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Swagmeister 

One's ability to have way too much swag.
2. Jesus, that girl Monica is one hell of a swagmeister!

1. I've just been swagger-jacked by that swagmeister!
Swagmeister by Jayboyee March 2, 2011

swagmaster3000 

having major swag. more swag than a regular swagmaster.
"Did you see Taylor's pants?" yeah, he is not a swagmaster3000

Swagmaster. 

A swagmaster is someone who has so much swag that it is almost unbearable, they have the greatest amount of swagger possible to mankind, and it is very rare to see one. IF you do happen to come across a swagmaster, be respectful!! if you arent, him&his possy will overpower you with their swag. and you dont want that to happen.
kelly: "yeah so i was like he-"
melanie: "OMG ITS THE SWAGMASTER."
swagmaster: *sup nod*
kelly&melanie: "oh... my... god. we were just acknowledged by the swagmaster."
Swagmaster. by ohheyyitsmee. March 20, 2011

Swagmister 

A person who has so much ice, it feels like a midget is hanging from there necklace.
My pal said he liked my sandles, now he calls me the Swagmister
Swagmister by coolcat1234 June 4, 2010

Swagmaster 

In polite society, whoever you're talking to.

Its usage in this definition originated amongst the youth in the more affluent suburbs of South-West London, who had influence from the more urban neighbouring north-western and south-eastern suburbs of London whilst retaining a posh-like standard.
A: Where is Swagmaster going now?
B: I'm going to dat house party on t'High Street, innit?

A: Does Swagmaster need to know the bus times?
B: Nah, bruv, d'as on my iPhone, like.

A: Safe, can Swagmaster wait two minutes?
B: Arrgh, man, d'as bare long, doe!
Swagmaster by Trouvemonde August 21, 2014

shazamister 

it means
"shitmister" in german, often used to describe those who are shitty.
"Damn, did you see Todd hitting on Ann over there?"
"Yeah man, hes a total shazamister"
shazamister by Sean McAdams June 16, 2007
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