swaddled 

To stagger around in an intoxicated state.

I got mighty swaddled this weekend.

swaddled by sarahfvbslvb July 28, 2008

Swaddled 

To be constantly getting sex, and the attention of women.

Tim: "Holy shit, look at Chad, he is always having sex, the ladies love and adore him."
Stan: "Fuck yeah dude, he's swaddled."

Swaddled by OohSenpai May 9, 2018

Swaddle 

And act of cuddling in which the gentleman's phallic device is inserted into the respective hole of his companion and then they proceed to go to sleep.

"Yo me and my girl just swaddled last night. Best sleep I've ever had"

Swaddle by TheSlickPatriot September 16, 2020

Duck Swaddle

Very sarcastic teenage girl, usually but not always a relative that one can talk to about anything, is always there for you when you need her the most. Awesome sense of humor, also has an unhealthy obsession with twilight book series.

Girl 1:Good thing (other friend) was there for me.

Girl 2:That Duck Swaddle is a good friend!

You're lucky you have a Duck Swaddle in your life.

This here's Duck swaddle!

<3 Duck Swaddle

Omg fuckin Duck Swaddle is reading twilight again like go outside u HO!

"Duck Swaddle": when i be on my knees in the middle of class

Duck Swaddle by ELtodaRey bitch May 14, 2009

Swaddle 

Infant sized straight jacket

My baby was crying so I put him in a swaddle.

Swaddle by Definitely not Gooch February 5, 2019

silver swaddler 

1. (n) A sterile aluminum foil bag used to keep an infant warm just after birth. It is standard equipment for emergency medical services personnel and is used as a precaution for most infants born in the field.
2. (n) A sexual act in which a man engages in intercourse with a woman in an environment that he has previously caused to have a very low temperature (ie, by turning the air conditioner way down). When the woman complains about the cold temperature, the man wraps her in aluminum foil and continues to have sexual relations with her. The foil, combined with the physical exertion of sex, causes her to become excessively hot to the point that she passes out from heat exhaustion.

I gave that bitch a silver swaddler: she got delirious and passed out.

silver swaddler by vampirekilla June 26, 2008

cock swaddler 

A perjorative term used to describe a man who touches himself far more than he ought.

Mother:For crying out loud, Jacob is playing with himself again.

Father: that boys needs to take his hand off it, he's turning into a real cock swaddler!

cock swaddler by The Padre October 17, 2009