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Suzzy or Suzzies 

A drink, usually a mixture of coffee, prune juice, ginger ale and/or sprite. The mixture is then added to an alcohol, preferably gin.

Supposedly a fiber, low sugar alcoholic beverage with a kick, that lasts all night.
Guy one: those suzzies got us so wasted, I couldn’t get off the toilet this morning!

Guy two: Well, you shouldn’t have drank half the batch.

Guy one: that bartender didn’t even have coffee so she used monster instead.
Guy two: bet it tasted like shit.

Guy one: it was okay..ish
Guy two: I bet she didn’t know what a suzzy was.
Guy one: Nahh, it wasn’t the same.

Guy one: what were we drinking last night?

Guy two: Suzzy or Suzzies man, they get your system in check real quick and with out the calories.
Guy one: I can see that!
Related Words
A very talented girl. Very beautiful and is always the life of the party. Energetic and will always keep you laughing.
:Who is she?
: I don't know must be a suzzie
Suzzie by Urban.Dic.tionary December 19, 2016
1. I bought some lovely new suzies today!
2. Nice suzies you've got on!
suzies by smaddigan April 5, 2008
a fat blunt or doobie that is bigger that your pinky finger or the size of your thumb
guy 1; what do you have
dealer ; I have normal blunts and 5 suzzies left
Suzzie by boom_shakalaka January 8, 2015
Referring to a sourin of any kind. Also called a suz for short
Yo bro you got the suz on u?”
How much for the suz?”
PASS THE SUZZIE”
Suzzie by StoSlang November 21, 2019
Interpreting something in a perverse manner, or favoring perverse things.
"Hotdogs make me hungry."
"What? Hotdogs make you horny?"
"Dude, you pulled a suzzie!"
"Shazam!"
Suzzie by Fred The Bed October 7, 2006