Guy one: those suzzies got us so wasted, I couldn’t get off the toilet this morning!

Guy two: Well, you shouldn’t have drank half the batch.

Guy one: that bartender didn’t even have coffee so she used monster instead.
Guy two: bet it tasted like shit.

Guy one: it was okay..ish
Guy two: I bet she didn’t know what a suzzy was.
Guy one: Nahh, it wasn’t the same.

Guy one: what were we drinking last night?

Guy two: Suzzy or Suzzies man, they get your system in check real quick and with out the calories.
Guy one: I can see that!

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.