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Surgerized 

The act of having had surgery.
When my tonsils were infected, I got them surgerized.
Surgerized by Jeremy D. Taylor December 30, 2008
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surgerize 

When her knees repeatedly buckled, she was surgerized.
surgerize by Surgerize May 4, 2018

Surgerized 

To have had surgery on something.
I was surgerized last week.

I was surgerized on my ankle.

When will you be surgerized next?

I will be surgerized in December.
Surgerized by Suthynangel June 11, 2010

Surgeonise

To quote someone, edit it and make it sound completely ridiculous
Where the original poster actually said:

"So you think you have what it takes (to cum in my butt)? AOD is now recruiting soldiers for our upcoming war against Feminem and the evil evil mainstream, so here are your requirements.

-Draw at least 3 pictures on your computer of you killing Feminem while he's in a compromising position with another rapper, make them as shitty as possible please (like my ass), and make sure write something along the lines of "OMG Feminem IS GAY LOL!" like a femifan does across the top of the drawing.
-Come to www.Feminem.com and suck up to DJ Jake as hard as you can etc etc..."

The insulter takes the quote and makes it sound dumb

So, you want to become a femi-fan? Well, my friends, that's very simple. Just follow these steps:

1 - If you're Christian, stop being Christian
2 - Get used to the homosexual world
3 - Become a poser
4 - Sniff glue
5 - Suck dicks
6 - Listen to Feminem and have wet dreams about him

So, there you go......That's how you become a femi-fan! I hope to see you at the femi-graduation.
Surgeonise by druss01uk June 29, 2004
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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