Surgeonise

To quote someone, edit it and make it sound completely ridiculous

Where the original poster actually said:

"So you think you have what it takes (to cum in my butt)? AOD is now recruiting soldiers for our upcoming war against Feminem and the evil evil mainstream, so here are your requirements.

-Draw at least 3 pictures on your computer of you killing Feminem while he's in a compromising position with another rapper, make them as shitty as possible please (like my ass), and make sure write something along the lines of "OMG Feminem IS GAY LOL!" like a femifan does across the top of the drawing.
-Come to www.Feminem.com and suck up to DJ Jake as hard as you can etc etc..."

The insulter takes the quote and makes it sound dumb

So, you want to become a femi-fan? Well, my friends, that's very simple. Just follow these steps:

1 - If you're Christian, stop being Christian
2 - Get used to the homosexual world
3 - Become a poser
4 - Sniff glue
5 - Suck dicks
6 - Listen to Feminem and have wet dreams about him

So, there you go......That's how you become a femi-fan! I hope to see you at the femi-graduation.

Surgeonise by druss01uk June 29, 2004

surgeoning 

The act of exiting a public bathroom, without touching anything after washing one's hands (in order to avoid germs).

The result usually makes one look like a surgeon entering the OR. Thus the word.

A:I am sorry it took so long, I was surgeoning and could not elbow the door open.
B: No problem. Next time try to wait until someone comes in and you can sneak really fast through the closing door.

surgeoning by OCD Panda November 10, 2011

Surgeoncel 

An incompetent surgeon who gets mad and barks like a dog when transferred to pathology. Also highly transphobic and against the LGBTQIA+ Community.

"Yo heard Dr. Murphy threw a tantrum to Dr. Han"
"Pathology seems much better for him but what can we expect from a surgeoncel"

Surgeoncel by Dr.Hanbros June 23, 2023

Surgeons Mask 

Placing a worn pair of Womens panties elastic band around the ears and the bridge/crotch area directly over the mouth and nose to emulate that of a surgeons mask. Deep nasal breathing accentuates the experience!

I stole a pair of my friends Sisters panties, and have been rocking the Surgeons Mask for days on end!!

Surgeons Mask by AD218 September 25, 2008

surgeonic 

with surgeon like skill...

if i were a blind man my vision reduced to nil i would cut my eyes from my skull with surgeonic skill..

surgeonic by greg goodwin January 10, 2009

Brain surgeonize

When a brain surgeon takes a dead patients brain cuts a hole in it and uses it to masturbate. Surgeon most often has two inch wide phallo but only 4 inches in length while erect.

"Surgeon you must stop brain surgeonize with the patients it's disrespectful we'll get sued!"

Brain surgeonize by DangerBunnyAttac April 18, 2018

Surgercise 

The activity taken to surgically correct physical attributes that could really be corrected by physical activity.

"That Sausage Roll will go straight to your hips!"
"Oh don't worry - i'll do a little extra surgercise"

Surgercise by Jeffers78_bris April 7, 2007