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superfinger 

Also defined under super finger
A gesture created by Comedian, Dane Cook, which replaces the older "middle finger" with a more significant gesture which can be used both postively and negatively.

Also prounounced "Su-fi" (su-f-eye)
To create the superfinger hold both your ring and middle finger up as opposed to the old finger in which you hold only your middle finger up.

Dane Cook said the old (classic) finger says "screw you dumb person."

The SUPERFINGER screams one of two things depending on how you use it.

In "PISSED OFF MODE" it means:

"FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING NOTHING PUDDLE OF FUCKDEW. YOU DRIPPING STICKY BLEACH SMELLING MASS OF EXTREME UBER-MENTAL RETARDATION. SOUR JIZZ FUCKASSFACE. EAT MY FUCK WITH AN EXTRA SIDE OF FUCK FRIES.
YOU FUCKHOLE." This is a paraphrase.

Or, in "FEEL THE LOVE" mode it mean:

"I realize you are feeling my truth and my dedication. You're saying THANKS FOR JUST BRINGING IT HONEST and I return that vibe with the SU-FI. You can't fuck with the truth and I appreciate that you would indicate that to me with a flash of the SU-FI. Respect and accomplisment I wish for you."
When I get cut off while driving, I give the ass a su-fi.

I respect Dane cook as a comedian, when I see him I give him the su-fi.
superfinger by Crungemaster September 14, 2004
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Superfuture 

Superfuture

Internet forum for hipsters into raw, selvage denim. Don't ask about Seven For All Mankind or True Religion Jeans.

Memorize these lines for good "rep":
"I've moved beyond APC"
"Iron Heart 634s are built to last."
"I just soaked my Samurai S5000VXs last night. Here's a photo."
"I only buy from Self Edge or Blue in Green"
"Great fit. +rep"
"I love Flat Head repros"
"Worn for 20 months straight. No wash yet. Check out the fades"
"I proxied these to get the arcs and red tabs"
I'm sitting here in my Flat Heads, at a hipster coffee shop in Brooklyn, surfing Superfuture on my Macbook Pro. My fixie is locked up outside. Just killing some time before the Yoyo competition.
Superfuture by Eric Avery July 2, 2009

superfuture 

Website where a bunch of guys look at pictures of each other posing usually wearing a pair of raw denim, a flannel shirt, vans, and a slouch beanie.

Filled with elitists who think their skin tight raw denim they haven't washed in 1 year is the epitome of fashion and style. Starting in 2005-06, there has been a massive influx of converts from ISS and Niketalk - usually ghetto people who don't know how to dress (they usually wear tall tees, fubu/girbaud, fake evisu, ghetto brands...etc).

True Religion, Diesel, Seven, Rock and Republic, and other Eurotrashy brands are looked down upon, while brands such as Nudies, APC, Samurai, Supreme, etc are cool.

Reputation can be given. People like Stuckonstupid, chardsomething, sidneylo, and all those people are supercool because they have a lot of rep.

It is also a dating site, as visible by the meet up and successful relationship of Sidneylo <3 Rirawin.
Person 1: I just got pair of Samurais from BiG in NYC.

Person 2: I got my Imperials from Context.

Person 3: I love my true religion jeans!

Person 1&2: Your style sucks - go to superfuture!
superfuture by supremenyc May 27, 2007

Supercenter Booty 

Unintended items purchased at a supercenter or megamart that have no use to the consumer whatsoever, but are attractive because of their low prices.
Dana: "I bought ten shell necklaces today because they were 2 for $1."

Christa: "Word? That's some Supercenter Booty for sure!"

SuperFunter™

Derived from fud, cunt and monster. A person who is such a fanny, they need to be called it several times in the one word
Ann was such a wank that all her 'pals' called her SuperFunter™.

SuperFunter™ by Tinker28 October 17, 2006

superfinger 

The combination of you middle and ring figers used for sexual play.

An alternative to the shocker.
"Hey, did you hear Dean gave Agnes the superfinger last night?!"
superfinger by EmpireBaller September 14, 2006

Superfucker 

When the whole world gets fucked just how they like it. That bomb ass thing you feel when you're driving near a sunset, or when your girlfriend gives you the best blow job and then you guys eat and watch a movie. 2012.
That girl I knew in High School that I watched every third period when she came to get the attendance, must have been a superfucker. (ps. google sprfkr and more examples of greatness will come up)
Superfucker by Tres Leches August 10, 2008