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Super Ultra Golden Nut Bustin Mega Ultra Gawk Gawk Gawk 5000XL+ 

The type of blowjob that diagnoses you with Post Nut Propofol/Post Nut Paralysis for 10 or more minutes. Typically completed with an empty urethra as she completes it by using your dick like a straw. You will probably need to put your penis in a wheelchair afterwards, if and when you can move again. Contraceptives probably won’t be needed for the next 6 months as your sperm count will drop to -5,000. That’s right. Negative. Your nuts will owe themselves 5,000 new sperm cells.
How was it with the wife last night?
“Broooo I swear to fuck she gave me a full on Super Ultra Golden Nut Bustin Mega Ultra Gawk Gawk Gawk 5000XL+“
Daammmmn how are you able to walk right now???

superbutt date 

someone who over extends themselves emotionally towards a person in a relationship and participates in traditional courting activities in an attempt to create a sexual event horizon..
spencer used to superbutt date lindsay when he was wasted mostly..
superbutt date by Shmanye west October 16, 2011

Tarquinius Superbus 

Roman leader who listed raping, pillaging and plundering among his highest interests. Had a long plait. Used it to strangle unsuspecting males.
"Oho! Oh no! Tarquinius Superbus has just raped, pillaged and plundered me with his plait!"
Tarquinius Superbus by Maria Gonzales September 13, 2008

Tarquinius Superbus 

Roman leader who listed raping, pillaging and plundering among his highest interests. Had a long plait. Used it to strangle unsuspecting males.
"Oho! Oh no! Tarquinius Superbus has just raped, pillaged and plundered me with his plait!"

superbastic 

Across the Universe is a superbastic movie
superbastic by Starrrrrrrrr January 1, 2009

superbesterest 

The most superbestery; the best beyond the best. The most unbelievablest, best ever in the world
That pizza was sooooooo good. It was the superbesterest pizza I've ever had!
superbesterest by eliz71112 February 15, 2010