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Sunday Morning Surprise

when a girl has fallen asleep after a night of vigorous sex, the man pulls back the covers, takes a hot steamy dump at the end of the bed, puts on his clothes, and leaves. She wakes up in the morning, sniffs around, pulls off the covers and: SURPRISE!!!
Friend A: You think that ugly girl you slept with last night is going to call you?

Friend B: Nah, I gave her a Sunday Morning Surprise, she'll never want to see me again.

Sunday Suprise 

A Sunday Suprise occures when you take a presumed lady out to dinner. The dinner is going well so you decide to slip your hand up her skirt and much to the males suprise the presumed woman is carring a nasty set of hairy balls in her panties.
Gary said, "OMG I was out on a date with Bridgett and I had a fucked up Sunday Suprise to my disliking. I had to slap that Chewbacca looking bitch around!"
Sunday Suprise by -real March 30, 2009

Chocolate Sundae Surprise 

Poop in a party hat and jizz on the poop.
then place it on someone's head. When they take the hat off they will find poop stuck to their head.
Micheal left Sally with a Chocolate Sundae Surprise.

Strawberry Sundae Surprise 

noun. The act of biting off your fingernails and taking them and shoving them deep inside your penis, then masturbating ravenously. The jagged edges of the bitten-off nails will inevitably cut up and slice your urethral tract. When your are about to reach climax, you call your significant other over and then cum into their mouth. The mixture of blood and semen will resemble a Strawberry Sundae, while of course the fingernails will represent the shredded nuts on a Sundae.
" Lindsey loves it when Tyler gives her a Strawberry Sundae Surprise. She says " It tastes like the real thing!".

sunday suprise 

Sex involving whipped cream, chocolate syrup, maraschino, and/or ice cream.
Guy #1-I got the sunday suprise last weekend Sara put whipped cream and chocolate syrup on her boobs!!!
Guy #2-Oh man! The sunday suprise? Awesome!
sunday suprise by pwn3r July 22, 2008

Sundae Surprise

When a girl is giving you head, cum on her face and then throw sprinkles on to her cum covered face and scream sundae surprise!
I gave that girl a sundae surprise last night and it was awsome.
Sundae Surprise by Dirty Dahm September 15, 2011
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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