Sumday

The day of the week that seems to take fornever to come.

Little Johnny: "Mommy, when is daddy coming home?"
Mom: "Sumday"

by S Brady March 19, 2008

Sumday

Endless summer day where weather and time dissipate to reveal stillness

We spent Sumday holding hands walking through discovery park while Gizmo endlessly chased his ball

by karmaneckwe July 8, 2023

Spite Monkey Sunday

Spite Monkey Sunday is that day of the week when all the brain dead little losers try to get definitions accepted by Urban Dictionary. They try to get a flattering definition accepted, of themselves if they haven't got any friends, or of some female if they think it will help them get into her knickers. Why? Usually because they’re back at school on Monday and are trying to make themselves look good, the poor little winkies. Then the unthinkable happens, they’re definition is rejected because it doesn’t conform to the rules laid down by Urban Dictionary. Oh Calamity! So the silly little wank biscuits throw a hissy fit, go into a session to vote on the inclusion of new words and reject everything without bothering to read it. Then comes Monday and these sad little gleets go back to school and bother the human race somewhat less than they do at weekends.

“Couldn’t get a thing accepted on Urban Dictionary, it was Spite Monkey Sunday.”

by AKACroatalin April 27, 2015

Sod All Sunday

Definition---
An entire Sunday day which passes where absolutely nothing transpires; A miscreant day which you will never remember; A Sunday which is sullied away to pyjama wearing and not bothering to lift ones arse away from the sofa for more than a toilet visit. The phone does not ring and your mobile is not blessed with anything other than a full battery.

Example---
Dan: How was your Sunday? Get up to much?
Garath: Good mate cheers, I had a sod all Sunday.

by Gwendolenalexia July 31, 2012

sunday curse

having school or work on monday, and not being able to get to sleep on sunday.

usually it carries over, and makes it really easy to get to sleep on monday night, although sometimes a little too early

I got 3 fuckin hours of sleep last night because of the damn sunday curse

by diddy kong September 22, 2007

Sumayya

Now days Sumayya is a a person who loves, cares and trusts too easily. A very talented person, she has a voice of an angel when she sings and has a great sense of humour. Her eyes make you melt. One of the most exotic,beautiful and kind people who is always there for anyone that needs her. She is a leader and a warrior that is too smart for her own good. She's a bit of an annoying weirdo for being to good at basically everything without trying but thats what makes her. Unfortunately people get jealous easily by Sumayya's a lot. Thats what gets them hurt. Sumayya in Arabic means High or Rising as in rising to the occasion or high above, but she is neither prideful or arrogant, always a faithful lover and friend. Generally in Arabic people of royalty are referred to with this term. Sumaya most importantly was also one of the first Martyr of islam. She was faithful and strong in her beliefs.

"Damn look at that Sumayya"
"Oh man I want me one of those"
"Sumaye is such a badass boss"

I really should have told her how i felt when i had the chance...
If you see a Sumayya be sure to keep her

by Mahmood23 July 7, 2014

Sunday Scaries

The feeling you have after a long week of work followed by a Saturday full of binge drinking, when Sunday hits you question your entire existence. Typically characterized by laying in bed all day and both regretting past decisions and questioning your seemingly non-existent future. Thoughts like "I"m going to die alone" and "Will I ever get a job that I actually enjoy?" consume you for the entire day while you're battling a hangover.

Wow I haven't seen Chad all day! He must have a bad case of the Sunday Scaries

by swaggerkitten101 February 12, 2017