Shitish 

pseudo crap, stuff that is almost shitty, a situation where the involved parties of a conflict get screwed over.

Those kids out there were just playing around, thier punishment is pretty shitish if you ask me.

Shitish by mikEy07 October 5, 2006

Shitish 

It's an adjective. To feel shitish is to feel like a shit.

-Hey bro, how are you?
-Ugh, I feel shitish today.

Shitish by Mur mau February 17, 2021

shitistics 

calculating the mass of someones life time shit production based on their diet and health

Well... I know a man his age (76) should have produced about 24,320lbs (11,030 kg) of shit in his lifetime so far. If we convert those 76 years into days we have 27759 days. Now it is normal and healthy to have a bowel movement anywhere between three times a week to three times a day, but my dad always ate dinner at the same time and used the bathroom approximately once a day. Therefore we can conclude that he has shat approximately 27759 times in his lifetime, maybe a little less or a little more. If we divide those 24,320lbs he has dropped in his lifetime with the days he has lived, we should get 0,87lbs which is 0,39kg and therefore we can take a guess and say that his last shit weighted about 0,87 pounds or 0,39kg. Now the average weight of a human log is around 1/4 of a pound to 1 pound (or 0,11kg to 0,45kg). With this information we can tell that the turd was a little on the skinny side but he is healthy and probably doing well. This is shitistics.

shitistics by wanwanwan September 21, 2022

shitshow 

When everything turns out Extremely Horrible!

Last night was really a shitshow; I'm telling you!!

shitshow by Starchylde December 29, 2014

shittish 

A derogatory term which refers to the policy of compulsory teaching of Swedish language to Finnish people.

More generally, any unwanted imposition of a foreign language or culture on a people.

In Finland, 95% of the population are native Finnish language speakers. It is considered one of the most linguistically homogenous countries in the world. Yet a small anti-Finnish elite imposes a policy which has been compared to South African apartheid in the 20th century.

Shittish refers not only to the compulsory teaching of Swedish, but also the requirements for proficiency in Swedish for many government jobs in Finland.

The policy is considered outdated but is kept in place by massive funding from Sweden and bribery of Finland's government officials. Over ten years of reputable public polling have shown that around 70% of Finns want an end to Shittish.

The policy is also called "åpårtheid", a word containing the Swedish "Å" character not used in the Finnish alphabet.

Finland is a Finnish country, not Shittish.

What is the government trying to do, make us Shittish?

Because of the Shittish policy, we are being forced to learn French to qualify for government jobs, even though we are Indian

shittish by Eva Ahl July 20, 2006

Shitshow 

2020.

Welcome to the shitshow.

Shitshow by Pseudonym0404 May 9, 2020

Shitshoy 

Simp and Street shitter.

His hobbies include eating curry, poop on the streets and begging for women's attention.

Person1: Who's this guy who poop on the street and looks like a bolivian.

Person2: That's shitshoy

Shitshoy by nobody.22 January 20, 2023