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The smartest person to exist. He's also hella charming with charisma pretty much unmatched. Some would call him the pinnacle of human evolution.
Sufwan is so smart
Sufwan by IrishRamen November 1, 2022
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when someone's stats are so big they only need to scourge you in order to kill you.
You just got suwan'd biatch.
suwan'd by THEOQ April 17, 2008
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sufjanhead 

An admirer of the talented indie-folk songwriter Sufjan Stevens.
Sean, a fan of indie pop and folk revival is, naturally, a huge Sufjanhead.
sufjanhead by Greg B. February 21, 2008
A mouth-watering beautiful boy/man who attracts girls in an instant with his charm and charisma that’s gets them hooked instantly. His personality is out of this world you will never find a realer person then him, he says his out it is and if you don’t like him then your loss. He is funny and is caring when he needs to be to the people that he cares about and will never leave his friends and family when he’s needed, oh and he has good D game so ladies if you find yourself a Sufyan, don’t let him go
How can u live without a Sufyan
Sufyan by User3756_ January 28, 2021
A person who loves to care about his wife especially and can get very stubborn if he doesn’t want to do something or if he get picked on or even rejected. He also likes to work hard and never gets tired of working especially for his family. He also likes going out and enjoy his time
Q: Where is Sufyan? A: I thinks he is at work or chillin with his family
Sufyan by Zara hussain January 4, 2020
A brown, bearded guy who puts others before himself and has a heart of gold. His humor makes the world either smile or cringe, but usually makes people smile. He makes peoples' days every day and never once has made anyone feel bad. He is always there to support you in need and will help you with whatever is concerning you. A friend that should be kept at all circumstances, for he will make your life amazing.
Oh you're such a Safwan , you altruistic bundle of joy.
Safwan by TheUnknownHolyHole October 16, 2018
He’s probably in love with that white curly head girl
Safwan only love one person and she’s the best
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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