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when someone's stats are so big they only need to scourge you in order to kill you.
You just got suwan'd biatch.
suwan'd by THEOQ April 17, 2008
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1. If a swan attacks you
2. If you attack a swan specifically with an oar and you loose the fight.
"You just got swan'd"
swan'd by Lassadar September 1, 2014

Black Swan'd 

Definition 1. To be seduced, or to successfully engage in sexual relations with two women, one having blond hair in color and the other having black hair, at the same time.
Definition 2. To successfully seduce, or be roped into sexual relations with a man being a blond girl with your black haired friend or visa versa at the same time.

Prerequisite: Threesome
Example 1. "Those two chicks Black Swan'd me last night."

Example 2. "Hey Tiffany lets go Black Swan that guy."
Black Swan'd by Janitor Pianist January 24, 2011
It is like an Irish goodbye, however, Irish goodbyes are when you’re invited to event and leave without a goodbye. A Susan’d is when you’re paid to be present and just run away from your responsibilities without warning.
It’s raining, so I guess she Susan’d for the rest of the wedding ceremony.
Susan’d by ventic September 27, 2022

D-Swan Snorkel

A male puts his nose in another males ass to where the point he can not breathe and he starts to use the other males dick as a breathing apparatus.
Derek: Did you hear about Justin at the party.

Jordan: No, What happended?

Derek: They walked in on him doing the D-Swan Snorkel to this other dude.

Jordan: No Way! Nasty!
D-Swan Snorkel by Tim Meyer 09 November 21, 2010

Susan B. Anthony'd 

Well, when Susan B. Anthony was working in the whole womens suffrage movement to get women the right to vote, there was a black man working alongside her, helping her for that, but also helping blacks get the right to vote...
Black men got the right to vote and he was just like 'Peace, bitch!' and ditched her... didnt even help her get hers.
So, it's called gettin' "Susan B. Anthony'd!"
It works for plans you have with someone:

"My sister & I were gonna take pix to put on facebook... but she took pix of herself & just ditched me... I totally got Susan B. Anthony'd."

OR

It can work for sex:
"So Jen, how was the sex with Mike last nite?"
"Well, I got close to the big O but then he just came & rolled over and went to sleep... I totally got Susan B. Anthony'd."

Cincinnati Swan Dive 

Highly dangerous sexual maneuver performed when a man is engaged in the doggy style position at the the edge of a balcony. Suddenly and in one motion he grabs her by both arms, climaxes, and thrusts her off the balcony full force while showering her with semen as she falls.
Since her Cincinnati Swan Dive and the damage done to the left side of her brain, Deborah cannot speak and has been eating out of a straw.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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