altruistic 

it means a selfless act an individual performs for no benefit of their own self... purely because of their good nature... like the "good samaritan"

i walked past a homeless man the other night. At first i walked past him and accross the road and then i thought no i cant do that so i walked accross to him and emptied all the coin out of ma wallet( about $10) and gave it to him and said lo after urself mate i will see u around

friend says afetr i do it.... oh my god u are so altruistic

altruistic by bollox87 May 17, 2006

Altruistic Comedy 

When do something funny or leave something humorous where you are not present to witness the laughing of the audience.

Writing on a small piece of paper one of the following:

"Don't slouch"
"You've changed"
"Don't forget"

..and putting in a stranger's pocket when they are not looking.. they leave and you never see them find the note. This is Altruistic comedy... comedy for the benefit of others rather than the gratification of seeing the laughter.

Altruistic Comedy by francoocnarf September 28, 2010

altruistic narcissist 

A finite group of Narcissists, using religion, politics, entertainment to forge a foundation of generosity or an appearance of helpfulness to produce credibility. All altruistic behaviors are purposed to produce narcissist supply. Entitlement, self aggrandizement, poor self control, and a complete lack of empathy, disregarding how behavior may have negative consequences to other people. As a rule all behavior is self purposed, all people are subjects to be used, and discarded when use is no longer functional to their purpose. Typically the discard follows with the possibility to be hovered in for recycling of Narcissist supply. Narcissus that are altruistic appear to be helpful to produce a large group of groupies that become potential flying monkeys.

I believe that the altruistic narcissist does good to get attention.

altruistic narcissist by nerverbeenstupid August 4, 2017

Altruistic Exploiter 

A person who offers help seemingly out of the kindness of their heart only to hold it over your head every chance they get.

Someone who threatens to take away things they’ve already given you in order to have control over you.

Stacie gave me her bike 2 months ago without me asking because she didn’t need it and I really needed a bike. She is now demanding I help her remodel her house or she will take it back although it’s already mine, she never struck me as an altruistic exploiter.

Altruistic Exploiter by YoinkersV February 12, 2024

Altruistically 

Adv., doing something without any selfishness.

Altruism, A good friend always advices altruistically.

Altruistically by eagle22077 July 16, 2009

alarmistice 

finally getting up after a battle with the snooze button

Okay, okay, I'm up! Jeez! Alarmistice already.

alarmistice by Yeobright April 10, 2011

aloraistic 

noun: thought process of artistic mind

she had extreme aloraistic visions.

aloraistic by amismawmaw August 2, 2022